tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post3721543041753007744..comments2024-03-28T22:17:17.187-04:00Comments on A DAY WITH THE MISTRESS BORGHESE: My Hot Bartender From Sale..........Mistress Maddiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-191166838760256102013-01-10T22:12:38.949-05:002013-01-10T22:12:38.949-05:00Well drinking and Limericks do go hand in hand.......Well drinking and Limericks do go hand in hand......Pearly Gateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04445142451171919303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-62973251360569235932013-01-10T22:11:41.112-05:002013-01-10T22:11:41.112-05:00And hers another...Mary had a little Lamb,
She tie...And hers another...Mary had a little Lamb,<br />She tied it to a pylon.<br />10,000 volts went up it's arse,<br />and turned it's wool to nylon!Pearly Gateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04445142451171919303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-10620390362742327692013-01-10T22:09:14.072-05:002013-01-10T22:09:14.072-05:00Dirty Limerick night? All because of a bartender.Y...Dirty Limerick night? All because of a bartender.You people are nuts.Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-77040469236170905302013-01-10T22:07:47.933-05:002013-01-10T22:07:47.933-05:00Well my goodness...as I grab my smelling salts! So...Well my goodness...as I grab my smelling salts! Sooooooo nice to see you again Bob!!!! Welcome back and please excuse these drunks! They seem to thing it's a dirty limerick night.Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-67702860575901683942013-01-10T22:05:23.241-05:002013-01-10T22:05:23.241-05:00That would me me too....all confused, with what go...That would me me too....all confused, with what goes where.Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-2515479075373497242013-01-10T22:04:07.020-05:002013-01-10T22:04:07.020-05:00That's our Cali-Boi! Calli Boi is a bit of a c...That's our Cali-Boi! Calli Boi is a bit of a cad<br />You should see the men he's had! <br />Their belly's are jelly, their arm pits are smelly, but Colin says "Mmmm not bad". Is this correct?Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-77770758841716580722013-01-10T22:01:22.028-05:002013-01-10T22:01:22.028-05:00We all know the lovely Dolly
She pops in now and a...We all know the lovely Dolly<br />She pops in now and again for a Jolly<br />She got an awful shock<br />When she saw Munchy's Rock<br />And had to cool down by sucking a lolly! Now the bartender is HAWT!!!!Cello Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10100487760436221721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-44927622687304400142013-01-10T21:45:08.911-05:002013-01-10T21:45:08.911-05:00I understand the Mistress suffers the same problem...I understand the Mistress suffers the same problem.Anitia Moorecockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03631025256092261984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-63479236145596497272013-01-10T21:41:00.372-05:002013-01-10T21:41:00.372-05:00An accident really uncanny
Befell an unfortunate g...An accident really uncanny<br />Befell an unfortunate granny<br />She sat in her chair<br />Whilst her false teeth were there<br />And bit herself right in the fanny! My aunt always enjoyed that one!Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04844026602594610700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-22942145277183554672013-01-10T21:35:37.357-05:002013-01-10T21:35:37.357-05:00Why look at that, after a couple cocktails, it'...Why look at that, after a couple cocktails, it's dirty limerick night at the Casa!!!Mistress Maddie #1 Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02502981912505401903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-24145183393231312232013-01-10T21:10:36.648-05:002013-01-10T21:10:36.648-05:00HeheHeherobertga99https://www.blogger.com/profile/03811097230284907726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-80231370763610420802013-01-10T20:37:45.829-05:002013-01-10T20:37:45.829-05:00I'm laughing so hard, I don't even remembe...I'm laughing so hard, I don't even remember what I was going to say..!!!!!!Samanthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06272138601845604803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-67033005117236201282013-01-10T20:35:54.698-05:002013-01-10T20:35:54.698-05:00An old family favorite my dad use to regail....
T...An old family favorite my dad use to regail....<br /><br />There once was a man from Madrass<br />Who's balls were constructed of brass<br />When jangled together<br />They played stormy weather<br />And lightening shot out of his ass!The Midnight Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10722389332211697354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-4990128461003673952013-01-10T20:32:54.757-05:002013-01-10T20:32:54.757-05:00we must ask, does the bill hurt?we must ask, does the bill hurt?Anitia Moorecockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03631025256092261984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-21707513265590197412013-01-10T20:29:09.328-05:002013-01-10T20:29:09.328-05:00There was a lady who's triplets begat
Nat, Pat...There was a lady who's triplets begat<br />Nat, Pat and Tat<br />It was fun breeding<br />But trouble feeding<br />Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat. Now where my drink?Miss Richfieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15900793943525149437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-85840912430420779492013-01-10T20:16:14.264-05:002013-01-10T20:16:14.264-05:00After staring at that hot bartend, could I ever or...After staring at that hot bartend, could I ever order after looking at that chest?Calliopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05227109152450993618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-14856065958157857252013-01-10T20:14:29.041-05:002013-01-10T20:14:29.041-05:00Here;s one,A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a le...Here;s one,A pansy who lived in Khartoum<br />Took a lesbian up to his room,<br />And they argued all night<br />Over who had the right<br />To do what, and with which, and to whom.Pearly Gateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04445142451171919303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-26330340368425407002013-01-10T20:10:58.258-05:002013-01-10T20:10:58.258-05:00Ah, I'll read what ever he is offering.......Ah, I'll read what ever he is offering.......Dieselboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00466353674295172653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-60807192793214845972013-01-10T18:52:38.220-05:002013-01-10T18:52:38.220-05:00WOW, look at that face! I do know about McGill, Wh...WOW, look at that face! I do know about McGill, Whose acts grew exceedingly ill, He insisted on habits,<br />involving white rabbits,and a bird with a flexible bill! You know him?<br />Mateohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00399503331745342304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-75571042372418812212013-01-10T18:46:31.171-05:002013-01-10T18:46:31.171-05:00I don't know how to read braile, would he mind...I don't know how to read braile, would he mind? Coco de Mere https://www.blogger.com/profile/16010329604418765278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-83382505655122914812013-01-10T18:45:02.367-05:002013-01-10T18:45:02.367-05:00Very hot looking. I don't know him, but do a m...Very hot looking. I don't know him, but do a man from Ghent, Who had a penis so long it bent.<br />It was so much trouble<br />That he kept it double<br />And instead of coming he went.<br />Cali-Boihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06914711840523151489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8188983699731524293.post-87324321658431264512013-01-10T13:54:56.355-05:002013-01-10T13:54:56.355-05:00Wowza!Wowza!Eric Arvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15003380162258465067noreply@blogger.com