That Crazy Tallulah Bankhead!!!!

Notorious drunk and cocaine addict, was known to drink two entire bottles of Old Granddad per day; appeared stumbling drunk on “The Lucy Show”; her husband divorced her, citing “extreme mental cruelty”; described as “the most immoral person alive” by the great Marlene Dietrich; paid young gay men to populate her home, and referred to them as her “caddies”; once engaged her god-daughter in a makeshift voodoo ritual as an attempt to kill Senator Joseph McCarthy (McCarthy actually did die within a month of her ritual by the way); once fell asleep with a lit cigarette and set her pet poodle Millicent on fire - when one of her “Caddies” discovered the blazing dog, he woke Bankhead. She responded by saying “Millicent’s on fire? Put the goddamn thing out!” and then passed out again, as her bed smouldered around her. Now that's a damn drunk!!! Thank God the Mistress doesn't smoke.