Sunday, October 25, 2020

SCORPIO

One this day a Scorpio were bore from a pool of glitter.
Whether one believes in horoscope signs are not, I can't lie. Most people I know do seem to match their descriptions and traits for their signs. Scorpio couldn't fit me more to the square inch and it is for the most part all true. But coming in from one year short of half a century, gulp, I aint to shabby yet.  When my father and step brother were my age, they looked almost 15 years older. So there's that. And sex keeps you young too, I say. 

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  1. ROCK THAT BODY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND!

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  2. I love this picture of you, Mads. Damn you look good for 75! Enjoy the day, sweetie.

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    1. 75?!?!?!?!?!!? Then why doesn't my William look that good? You might be hanging with Ms Moorecock to much Deedles.

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    2. Naw, Ms Agnes. I saw his picture in the attic. The houseboys had those stupid punkins on their heads so they didn't see me sneak in. It was a very traumatic experience!

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    3. So THAT'S the secret hey. The old Dorian Gray painting trick. Your wise Deedles. While the rest of us party your investigating the Casa.

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    4. I did once tell someone i was 80. They did a stop and double take!!!! But thank you Duchess.

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  3. Happy Birthday Mistress!!!!!!!!!!! You deserve a nice day. And if your that age you look DAMN GOOD Id say. I hope I'm that lucky!!!! And I have heard about you Scorpios!!!

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    1. Thank you handsome!!! Come over and I'll show you some Scorpio skills!

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  4. Ah, happy birthday!

    Sex keeps you young, you say? You must have been going at it hell for leather!

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  5. I dated a Scorpio. Probably the most passionate man, about everything.!!!! And was an exceptional lover. The Karen Walker meme sums it. Happy Birthday🎈🧨🎈 Handsome. Your look sexy as hell!!!!

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  6. Cap Chasen10/25/2020

    I LOVED those Scorpio memes. My late partner was a Scorpio and they really do fit! This also explains your stamina!!!!!

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  7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You big sext thing!!!!!

    Hope your cake is like you men...was sweet, sweet, sweet!

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  8. Yep...your a Scorpio alright. Pool of glitter made me chuckle.

    Happy Birthday friend!!!!

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  9. Oh Mistress, your getting this old lady all hot and bothered with such a sexy picture this early!!!! I do think Scorpio seems to fit you. Love those memes!

    Happy Birthday... and may all of your Birthday Wishes come true today!

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  10. I hope I look as good as you when I'm that age. Happy Birthday.

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    1. I am sure you will Jimmy. I've seen your legs at least.

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  11. Happy Happy Happy [Gin] Day, MM!
    Cheers to more great years of fabulousness, gin, and houseboys!!

    PS Years ago, my sister asked me how come I looked so much younger than her when we were just sixteen months apart. I told her it was because The Gays don't age like regular people.

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    1. DAMN, another advantage of being gay! youse guys/girls are SO lucky!

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    2. Your right!!!! I do think it's a gay thing too....althought i have seen some queens you have not aged good at Tall!

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    3. So that why gay men always look good!!!!! Another plus to being gay.

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  12. According to this weird article:

    "Scorpio has a brilliant mind, and may find that stimulating their most sensitive parts with a rubber kitchen instrument, piece of fruit or even a soft bristle toothbrush provides an entirely new set of sensations."

    Happy birthday, you old tart!

    Clink, clink.

    Jx

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    1. I don't recommend the soft tooth bristle brush. While my sensitive part can take much...i found them to be to harsh.

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  13. Happy Birthday, Mistress! I hope it's spectacular!

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  14. Happy, happy birthday Mistress!
    Hope its full to the brim.
    I had no idea of your age. Indeed I assumed you were in your thirties based on nothing but your blog really.
    You sure do look great.
    I'm a Scorpio too.......

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    1. Oh that's right!!!!! I forgot your a Scorpio too. No wonder we get along so well!!!! When is you date?

      Thank you for your words!!!

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  15. Happy fucking birthday dear Maddie! Here’s to surviving another trip around the sun. May the next year be so much better than the last (hopefully it can’t get any worse).

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    1. Here here!!!! I still can't complain too much.....except for the no sex due to covid 19!!!!!

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  16. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸŽ‚πŸ¦‚πŸŒˆπŸ“πŸ€΄

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  17. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! MADDIE!!!!!!

    And you have one of the bitch resting bitch faces I've seen.

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  18. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!
    I’ve known some Scorpions in my time - me being a Pisces, we get on like a house on fire!
    Sx

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    1. My mother is a pisces!!!!! So i know I'd love you!

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  19. Hope you have an awesome bday lovely boy! The Scorpio and being drunk meme cracked me up!!!!

    Happy Birthday you middle aged, still young looking thing you.

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  20. YAY!!
    Happy Birthday!!!! You still look fabulous!
    and congrats for the post
    It's delicious!!!!!
    ^_^

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  21. I know too well about Scorpio's never forgetting a betrayal. I did something bad once to a good friend, and while we are friendly again, I know he will never take me in and trust me again. It will never be the same. You people NEVER forget , lol!!!!!

    Happy Birthday Mistress!!! Those legs are still sexy as HEEEEELLLL!

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    1. Same. O had a best friend of years and years...who did the same and made me mad...and i up and dropped her as a friend and never looked back. We did end up being cordially cool. It's usually one chance with me.

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  22. Happy Birthday to you - hope it is full of sweetness with an edge!

    You and that ballcap are making me hot!

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  23. Happy Birthday, sugarpie! xoxox

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  24. Not a believer, but whatever is keeping you young... keep on doing it!

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    1. Must be in my mother genes. I don't really believe in astrology much either...but is more coincidential

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  25. Hope you're having a great birthday!

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  26. "come celebrate with me that everyday something has tried to kill me and has failed" - L. Clifton
    Many happy returns !!

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  27. Happy Birdle Turtle Toodle Youddle... Celebrate your badass self, dear. You look fabulous for any age. How fun. I always thought you were maybe 32. Honest! Kizzes. And drink one for me, hon.

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    1. Leave it to you to give me some creative birthday song!!!!! Must be why you make me swoon!

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  28. Happy Birthday!!! I hope you were able to have fun on your special day. If money were no object, a tanker truck filled with Hendrick's would be on the way.

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    1. Oh save your $$$$ The tanker comes weekly now. Most people get an oil truck....I get gin!!!!!

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  29. From onw Scorpio to the other... happy stinger!

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    1. We'd either get along like a house on fire, or burn the house down!!!!!

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  30. I do believe darling your one person I know who number of bedding men is higher then your age!!!

    Happy Birthday doll!

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    1. Well....its my extensive research project you see. It's ever on going.

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  31. There more to signs than what you read in paper. I'm an Aquarius, with my rising sign in Pieces and my moon is in Leo. There quite a few sign going retrogrades, usual means crazy crap going on and look who in white house. Stay safe and coffee is on

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    1. For shits and giggles...i had all that charted once and for like of me can't remember what is all was. Ill be over for some coffee!!!!

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  32. Sex is not sex, till you had it with a Scorpio. I've found that out!!!!

    Happy Birthday handsome!πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

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  33. Happy Birthday! Keep having fun,

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  34. Wait.... it's your bday and we get a gift? Sweet!
    Happy (slightly belated) birthday! Woot woot!

    Here's for many more. *smooches*

    XOXO

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    1. I never wanted to get old.in my tennis and twenties i thought 40 was old!!!!!! Watch me be one to live to be 110.

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  35. Honey, you're the best!!! I hope you had a glorious birthday celebration!

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  36. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE for the lovely and fun comments!!!! Im glad you all stopped in and were here. I hope we all have a better year next year. And let's hope my one birthday wish comes true very very shortly!!!!!!!!! ❤πŸ’‹πŸŒˆπŸ˜

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  37. A Happy Belated Birthday to you.

    I would have given you a nice present, but it would involve you removing those shorts............ and me giving you some gifting while tweeking those nipples.

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    1. Well i never!!!!!!!!!!! *as i start slipping out of shorts*

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  38. Happy Belated Birthday!!!!! You needn't worry you still look adorable.

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  39. Happy Belated Birthday Honey!!!! Hope it was a good day.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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