LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
...?... There's a dick festival?
Oh yes....great fun...right up there with the Renaissance Faire.
Hahahahahaha, good ones!
chortle! stay well, stay safe xoxo :-)
Super spreader sisters sounds somewhat salacious. Who is Dick Fest? A comedian of some sort?Thanks for making my Monday merry, Mads.
Comedian yes....some days painfully play.
awreet alliteration, duchess!
I knew you'd notice, Carebear. Hugs sweetie.
LOLOLOLOL. Those are all excellent. Thanks for lightening up my day!
I'm with Dave. Dick Festival? Where? An the one with Conjob and Binder Barbie is priceless.Is that Lindsey in the pink hoop skirt?XOXO
That is Lindsay. You don't want to know what's going on under the hoop.
If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane
I want a hoop skirt! They are so purty. I wonder, do they come in "she looks pregnant, but she isn't" sizes? Jahoobie the Hutt wants to know!
a hoop skirt for the mistress hides a multitude of sins...and hides the midgets under the skirt performing...
Now there's a thought worth mulling over Ms Moorecock. Thank you for putting further cheer into my Monday.
Oh you girls are giving me visuals.
Looks like I'll be getting my hoop skirts down from the attic!
If the Dick Fest is cancelled, you'll just have to hold your own! Jx
maddie knows how do to THAT well enough!
everyday is a dickfest at the Mistress's.
dick fest, sausage fest, etc. all cancelled due to COVID-19. dammit. :`(
without the mistresses services.....you have no idea what's it has done to the morale of the boys in Philadelphia.....it's like someone cancelled a USO tour....
oh those are good
We needed a chuckle.
The Kamala Harris had me roaring!!!! Especially the Silence of the Lambs!!!!
Lol!!!!!!! Winter outdoor dining!!!!! But sad. Once outdoor dining goes...I won't eat out again probably. O haven't eaten indoors since February. And trump embraces the 7 deadly sins???? IM SHOCKED!!
I sadly think your right. The few times we ate out was outside...so when places close up the outdoors...we too sadly will not be dining out till warmer weather again.
Agree. They talk about having the heated tents. But that’s just indoor dining. And Chicago had a contest for designers to come up with out door dining ideas. One of the winners was individual pods where a single party dines and is then sanitized between parties. They were likened to the fishing huts ice fishermen use.
The trump and bible is a good one!!!!!! And sadly true. If you hold a bible upside down and don't even know it...pure ignorance...and yet the hypocritical religious nuts don't get it. And im all for bringing back hoop skirts!!!! Kamala with the fly swatter is a good one!!!!
The trump being a just a broke father is hilarious. Now im going back to the candy shop to get more handfuls of that boy.
Not Dick Fest! Well, you'll just have to create your own. Rah rah. And, darling, do bring back hoop skirts! I certainly have the legs for them! Kizzes.
Should I pencil you in for Friday afternoon?
It’s so true about him being a broke “father” of five living in public housing. And it’s time for a virtual Dick Fest. Maddie and Caliboi can be the “head”-liners. 😜
Don't tempt me...it wouldn't take much. And just where is the ho Cali?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Omgosh. I laughed so hard my stomach hurts!!!
Oh good!!! Laughing is important in these times.
Trump is Putin Bitch...Hope you day is going good.
I have no idea how people don't see the puppet strings.
Please read my post
Dick Fest would make a great drag king name.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!