Tuesday, April 17, 2018

TODAY'S CHUCKLES

Did I tell you I went to the opera and ran into Trump ....who flashed me?

The poor Lad was shopping recently.

You know it's what's she's thinking.

My kind of vending machine.

Dorothy Zbornak gives Trump the best advice yet. 

If I had a dollar for every time I heard this.....


Have you seen my new door shingle for when the Mormon's or Jehovah Witness drop by?


21 comments:

  1. bwhahahahahahaha! I need a good laugh today (and a good gin gimlet after work). the ted cruz one is priceless!

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    1. I'm pretty sure that explains his odd smirk all the time.

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    2. either that or his butt plug has found its happy place.

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  2. That second one had me laughing so hard, I had to run to the bathroom before I wet myself! Me running can be dangerous, not to mention so unpretty!
    Now I have sunshine and chuckles, I'm ready to start my day. Laundry awaits, tally-ho!

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  3. Hahahaha, these are all great, especially the fire extinguisher one!

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  4. Thanks for the laughs! The last sign reminds me of a homemade one I saw at the entrance of a rural, remote countryside ranch gate: Trespassers and Missionaries will be shot on sight!

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  5. Thanks for the laughs! We can all sure use some.

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  6. That last one....I thought you just opened the door naked and flashed them?

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  7. I too had a close call reading there, lol,lol,lol! I should know to click on your blog from work.

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  8. The one with Cruz made me feel really, and I mean really, bad for gerbils.

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  9. You can't do this to us old ladies...I think I just tinkled a bit, I was laughing so hard. Each one, made me laugh harder and harder...

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  10. The poor Lad. He is with you after all...the bigger the piece, the bigger the thirst!

    Sad that the Kardashian one is probably actually true. Those women love their men of color.

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  11. That second one and the last one killed me ... okay, they all killed me!

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  12. Just had a date then other night and heard "just the tip I promise!" lol!

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  13. Mistress......now that was a good laugh! Gems!

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  14. Oh, God. I could have used that sign in the last picture today. Guess who visited my humble home this morning?

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  15. HA HA HA! Those are some good chuckles.

    But Mistress can I do just the tip? I promise.

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  16. The last one - I like that one!

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  17. These are great! Thanks for the chuckles.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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