Thursday, April 12, 2018

CARTON OF EGGS

The other day I went to the store to get a carton of eggs. And that's just it. It wasn't quite a dozen.....
I hate when one in the dozen is cracked.

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  1. You know that old expression "Go suck an egg" . . . . ?

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    1. Lol,lol,lol,lol,lol!!!!!!!!!

      That was the laugh I needed today! Thanks Debs. You win the comment of the day.

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    2. Now that might explain why people tell me my lips always look like they were egg formed.

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    3. O.O I can't believe that came from Debra, makes it that much funnier!

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  2. I'd like to see the hen that lay that egg!

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    1. Funny thing is Bob, when I sit on them, they never seem to hatch.

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  3. Something looks familiar about this.....let me see what it could be now.......BLOODY HELL AND GOOD GRIEF DOUBLED OVER!!!! What the *&%£?$£!

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    1. I do love your eloquent turn of a phrase, Raybeard.

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    2. does it look like anyone you know, raybeard? (asking for a friend)

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    3. Still trying to regain my composure after the shock!

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    4. Raybeard.....as the famous Mae West said " Those easily shocked, should be shocked more often." Lol......

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  4. One of these is not like the others.... Touch them one by one....

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    1. hee hee hee; a good old sesame street tune!

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  5. Who shrunk and bleached Darth Vader's helmet?

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  6. It's a deviled egg! I'm sure it's still creamy and flavorful on the inside!

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  7. Now if Easter eggs looked like that odd one, I might still like searching for eggs.

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  8. I always open the carton in the store to make sure none of the eggs are cracked.
    But, unfortunately, occasionally one (or more) will crack on the 6,000 mile perilous journey home.

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    1. Notice that I kept a clean mind and didn't mention what I think your errant egg looks like??

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    2. Yes, this must be a first for you.

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  9. There is one egg that always keeps giving.

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    1. and it's hard-boiled (see what I did there?)!

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  10. just the tip, she said, just the tip...

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    1. Yeah.......ive heard that one before........

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    2. I bet you've heard that from all the boyz...

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    3. I've also been told my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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  11. I would much rather find "eggs" like those, than the ones I came home with!

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  12. I'll take two of those over easy please.

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  13. That egg is aiming for one "crack", no doubt. Jx

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    1. The eggs they no doubt sell in the Infomanaic's cafeteria.

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  14. Was that found in the organics section?

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  15. It took me a moment. It looked so familiar. I guess I'm not used to seeing them unattached. Thank goddess!!!

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  16. do you think you should be showing your guest that mistress? ive told you about putting your cock in odd hiding places.

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  17. It just occurred to me, maybe the cock is babysitting.

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  18. The joke was starting us right in the face, nobody asked if this was a carton of large, extra large or gasp... small eggs!

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