Monday, November 20, 2017

MOORECOCK COOKS!


If anyone knows there way around a bird, it's my social director, Ms Moorecock.  She took a crack at the bird and looks like she did a rather fine job. She will be cooking dinner for her and her half sisters, Asuki Moorecock and Anna Moorecock this holiday. But who is she kidding with that June Clever get up??? Granted she always has a pearl necklace on, but she still looks stiff and plastic to me.  Did she use the giblets? And will she yank to hard on the wishbone and get the lucky part? 

 It is something to ponder on.

28 comments:

  1. From that photo it would appear Miss Moorecock's thighs may be a bit tough. Jx

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    1. You should see my breasts. Things are not looking up.

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  2. moorecock will cook your goose if ya don't watch out! ;-)

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  3. ak! Yes, and high heels in the kitchen!

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    1. A true lady doesn't everything in heels.

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  4. She may be stiff, but I bet she's not about about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up her cootch.

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    1. I must say, that part distressed me a bit. I had no idea girls could do that?

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  5. Love the skirt...she's probably thinking smart and easy access.

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    1. Smart and easy...part of her five steps to intercourse.

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    2. Oh Mistress, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.

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  6. The hip chick in the back! Her legs uncrossed to let in air and let out pretention as the lights are down. I can almost smell her windsong.

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  7. She looks caught off guard. Is there a houseboy up the back of her skirt?

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    1. actually it was mechanic...he was check me undercarriage if you must know.

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  8. Is she trying to be the next Martha Stewart?

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    1. I've made the hor d oeuvres, leave me alone.

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  9. It could be just me, but her meat isn't going to feed a stable of houseboys.

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  10. Don't let that appearance fool you. I hear she's mean with a thick rolling pin.

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  11. Asuki Moorecock? Hahahahahaha! Haven't heard of her before!

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  12. Is that a....a Turkey Baster on the platter??? Whatever does she plan to do with that?!?!?

    Hugs all round.

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  13. Miss Morecock is looking quite lovely this morning, even if we don't believe that June Cleaver persona.

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  14. "She took a crack at the bird,"... didn't know she was British.

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  15. I adore a hoe who can still wear a apron.

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  16. How nice that the Moorecocks have more cock this year.

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  17. Oh, I'm hungry alright! :)

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