Sunday, July 23, 2017

WHO'S UP FOR SHOTS?


Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend.
I just can not seem to get regular posting going here, and still getting caught up with blog reading. It was another week of not getting caught up as the Lad went back home after glamping....then Daddy Warbucks showed up for one of his infamous last minute visits...for the week!!!! So, you can imagine I was at the Raven for most of the week with him. My newest autobiography also released as seen above. And what a steal at 35 cents!!!! 

So who's up for a good shot?

I've been meaning to share this gem all week. I mentioned last weekend I was at the Woods Campground for some events at their very festive Christmas In July Weekend. You can see the post here. One of the highlights was a themed shot tour. Different sites hosted flavored shots. Once all shot takers were present and had shot in hand, we would sing one carol verse then take the shot and move to the next site. I recall maybe like 15 or 16 sites in total. That's a lot of shots right after one another. And after having cold Land Sharks all day. Well toward the end of the tour, one site had Andrew Christian underwear videos playing on a big screen while the shots were passed out. Some of these bitches really get creative. But none the less the delight on the faces.....


How cool is that!!!!!!!!!! It was a creamy vanilla vodka shot in a penis! It was just like another Saturday night. Except I was taking it in front of 200 other people! When we got the shot the syringe was out like this....

One was to turn the syringe and then push inwards and slurp that tasty cream. Well, mind you, after so many shots, I was a bit confused. A cute guy next to me explained I had to twist then push...but I pushed so hard, the damn shot came out, going all over him on the chest and shoulder and some poor bears beard in front of him!!!!! It was definitely a crowd pleaser and got a roar of laughter. And I was able to still get the last of the remnants to my lips from the shot. And you can imagine the joking then went on at this site and the rest of the night. I even had a few requests for private shows for god's sake. And so realistic the shot is...

veins and all....

Stand back...she's gonna blow!!!!
Now I have to figure out is how they refill. Something is seriously wrong with us. But GOOD TIMES!

And on a side note the 12 Days of Christmas Drag Show and the Caroling Shot Tour, was for a charity to raise money, and a toy drive for kids in the city with very little. The show brought in over two hundred toys and a little over $6,000 in donations and tips. Not bad for a bunch of broads.

37 comments:

  1. Oh Maddie, Daughter of Sin, I wouldn't have had you pegged for a premature ejaculator!

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    1. hon, when he blows, one better have goggles on and stand back. so i hear. opps was this thing on?

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    2. No wonder he's popular here in P-town.

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    3. Oh hell Debs, I'm always late if anything.

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  2. OMG!!!! I'm LMAO! You bitches are crazy. And for a good cause. Great work. On both fronts.

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  3. LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL No comment thought on your shooting abilities. I hear their legendary.

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    1. First hand knowledge? No pun intended.

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  4. I'm was reading and scrolled down then completely sprayed Pepsi out my nose!!!!!!!! Your as bad as bunny when it comes to surprise. That was a good laugh!!!!! Loving the book.

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  5. You act surprised at "I was taking it in front of 200 other people" and " shot him on the chest and shoulder and a bear's beard." Like it was the first time.

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  6. All that entertainment and a free dildo!!!! I wanna come next.

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  7. OH JESUS! I was almost afraid to click this. All I can say is your a good sport and make me laugh Mistress. And for a great cause. I will click back to read the comments on this one......

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  8. So how many private shows did you agree too?

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    1. Oh.....i only ever choose to do shows in the finest theaters.

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  9. showing off your many talents again, you fame whore! what a great fundraising cause though!

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  10. Soooo... your in the top percent of guys with that special talent huh?

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  11. Talk about a shot in the ass.

    Great story, you guys up there are nuts.

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  12. I never pegged you for a possible stunt double for Peter North, aka Matt Ramsey, for that particular talent. I'm glad it was for a great cause.

    Does Amazon that have book available for the Kindle?

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    1. OMB, peter north and his amazing peter...(sigh)

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    2. My ex used to call me Sharp Shooter Steve.

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  13. Ohhhhhh I so need these shots penis for a bridal party coming up. I wonder where they got them. Your story is priceless, I can just picture the mayhem. Gorgeous!

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  14. With your talent and assets, why you haven't done one porn is beyond me. I wish I'd been their to see you all do there shots. LOL

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    1. Hell, for all I know, there damn well might be! The late 90's were a blurr.......

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  15. Is this where you put your lips together and blow?

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  16. I'm taking shot at your place from now on. What a fun charity event though.

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  17. I'm sure I speak for all your fans in saying how proud we feel that you had the most powerful ejaculation, Mistress! I hope Daddy Warmbutt appreciates all your talents. ;)

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    1. He does, and he wears glasses. So he is safe.

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  18. Now that would be an interesting set of shot glasses to display in our glass cabinet.

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  19. It's disturbing how far behind I am at my blog reading.
    One foot in front of the other we gleefully must trudge on.

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  20. You? You didn't know how to suck the goodness out of a cock? You?? LOL.

    All the fun for charity. I love it!

    Happy Monday, mistress. Hugs!!

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  21. I can't help but wonder if Martha Stewart ever did these at one of her parties yet? What a funny story!

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  22. Now you know what it'd be like with Dean Martin.

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  23. OMG!!!!! Now that is funny. But with your cock being a nice size, just how many shows did you do for real?

    Love that you included pictures!!!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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