Thursday, June 15, 2017

ROUGE PEACOCK

As some of you may be aware, one of my favorites animals is a peacock. I'd have several if I had the right accommodations. Contrary to popular belief I don't have any, but if I did, rest assure, my peacock would never pull a stunt like this. Thank heavens it wasn't the gin aisle.


And I can't tell you how many times the good people at my liquor store say the same of me. He wondered in and just wouldn't leave.

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  1. Yeah, I've been that peacock at least once.
    Once?
    I kid.

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  2. The poor little Peacock was thirsty!

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  3. My mother had a friend -- an awful woman -- who told me when I refused to take a job in her son-in-law's mailroom with my newly minted college degree, "Get the feathers out of your ass, Mitchell! You're not a peacock!" I have been a peacock ever since.

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    1. I remember you talking of this woman in one of your post. Be a proud peacock I say.

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  4. The Engineer grew up next to a couple of peacocks in a tiny farming town in E. WA. Very distinct call!

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    1. We have some here in our area. If I stay over night at my friends house, my god do they shriek.

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  5. i find it hard to believe you like anything cock related.

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  6. Move over, bull in a china shop. You've been replaced!

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  7. The guy just wanted to get his drink on.

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  8. They should rename that store Peacock Liquors!

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  9. This is what happens when a peacock doesn't like Grey Goose, so goes all Wild Turkey.

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    1. Anne Marie, give the boy two big wet ones.

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    2. and wherever shall I plant them, she asked innocently?

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  10. I'd gladly take him off their hands, I could use a new headdress. If he's just sit there.

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  11. Top Shelf? Hell that bird has taste!
    JP

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  12. It's all pee and cock around here..! Jx

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    1. Yes Jon, Anne Marie is correct. When Anne Marie stops in, her tits enter a room before she does.

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  13. aw, poor birdie wanted a cock-a-tail!

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  14. I want to meet the liquor store clerk. If I was to go into that store with him there, he may have to call someone to remove me as well.

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