As some of you may be aware, one of my favorites animals is a peacock. I'd have several if I had the right accommodations. Contrary to popular belief I don't have any, but if I did, rest assure, my peacock would never pull a stunt like this. Thank heavens it wasn't the gin aisle.
And I can't tell you how many times the good people at my liquor store say the same of me. He wondered in and just wouldn't leave.