Don't ever contact Beverly Warble in the morning till she calls you.......
She's the type to have three fags before getting out of bed...her lips and lashes alone take up nearly three martinis.... then there are brows to pluck, in between the popping of happy pills.... never diets either. The only carrots that interest her are the number you get in a diamond......and we don't know what our dearest, oldest friend did with her favorite
The sacrifices she's make in order to remain perfect. Little does she know her husband is banging the gardener boy next door. All these worries and her hair still looks fabulous.