LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
wut?(snuggles back under the electric blanket)
Just make sure tootes you plug it in the right outlet. I'd hate to see you get shocked!
Single digits??? Your own your own for the pool, but that houseboy I can help out with!
Yes!!!!!! Single digits. Unlike the many many many men you have slept with. Are you pass double digits yet? Ooh....silly me.......
Would there be hot toddys afterwards?
Well hot Toddys away right now, but how about a spiked beverage?
Forget the pool, and that cigar. I have something much better for him orally.
Well....it better be better than a Certs!!!
At this point darling, who will notice the pool?
Your right. I just hope he doesn't burn this joint down smoking in bed!!!! And then there's that lit cigar!!!!!
Lose the cigar, there are better things to put in your mouth!
I'm surprised the houseboys aren't still riding those reindeer!!!!
I'm surprised that pool isn't an outdoor skating rink in this weather.
I have something much better for him to smoke off of.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!