Good ole baseball and summer, just seem to go hand in hand.
And you'll be surprised to know the Mistress loves a good game of ball, and loves going to games, although, I do get antsy sitting through all the quarters. And sometimes it's hard to see the goalie with that mask thing on, the one who catches the balls behind the player who is up to bat. I haven't been to any baseball games yet this season.....but a Philadelphia die hard fan will tell ya, ALL our sports teams suck currently. Many think it's time for the Phillies to be blown up and a new team created. Well, don't look at me, I know nothing much about baseball, except they use a wooden stick, chase a ball, and stand around on a field, pulling wedgies out of their tight pants, and periodically readjusting their junk. I will be going to a game this summer, but I'll go to egg my friends temper more when they screw up, and listen to the crowd go nuts. But the only thing saving this for me is some of my favorite hot players.
My all time favorite player to watch is Cliff Lee! Total hottie. What position does he play? Hell if I know....do you REALLY want me to answer that? I believe he is a Pitcher. What's with all the Pitcher's damn it? And I hear he carries a nice size bat.
Next up- Cole Hamels who is a left-handed starting pitcher for the Philadelphia Phillies. Hamels throws a four-seam fastball, a circle changeup, a curveball, and a cut fastball. Means nothing to me. Well, maybe it's time for me to turn over a new leaf if he is a pitcher......... And bring the glove Cole...I have two rounders you can catch.
Kevin Frandsen. Infielder, who plays Third base. I have no idea what he does, except, at least there will be a hottie when I get to third base. But look at that sexy mug and stubble!
A Philadelphia legend and a player who could be leaving....Chase Utley, who plays Infielder. Just look at that man, and he loves dogs! You should see him in uniform.
Ah, you know sometimes the Mistress likes her men like her coffee, dark, rich, and smooth! Ben Revere! He is a outfielder. Again.... beats me, but what a hunk!
And take a look at this daddy, Michael Young! he plays Infielder also! What's these In fielders? is that like a top or something?
So now you see why I would like to go to the baseball game. And it's fun to watch them when their up to bat, standing there holding a huge slab of wood, just like a Saturday night around the Casa. But I'm guessing the fans here would like to see some playing and winning from these hotties, instead of queens like me going to cause a ruckus and scene fanning them selves watching these players and chatting up the cute fans! And then there's the ball fields delish food and beer. Just imagine the scene then if I could take my gin with me, why I may be bold enough to break into that locker room!!! I have no problem being a towel boy.