Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Take Me Out to the Ball Game

 
Good ole baseball and summer, just seem to go hand in hand.
 And you'll be surprised to know the Mistress loves a good game of ball, and loves going to games, although,  I do get antsy sitting through all the quarters. And sometimes it's hard to see the goalie with that mask thing on, the one who catches the balls behind the player who is up to bat. I haven't been to any baseball games yet this season.....but a Philadelphia die hard fan will tell ya, ALL our sports teams suck currently. Many think it's time for the Phillies to be blown up and a new team created. Well, don't look at me, I know nothing much about baseball, except they use a wooden stick, chase a ball, and stand around on a field, pulling wedgies out of their tight pants, and periodically readjusting their junk. I will be going to a game this summer, but I'll go to egg my friends temper more when they screw up, and listen to the crowd go nuts. But the only thing saving this for me is some of my favorite hot players.
 
 
My all time favorite player to watch is Cliff Lee! Total hottie. What position does he play? Hell if I know....do you REALLY want me to answer that? I believe he is a Pitcher. What's with all the Pitcher's damn it? And I hear he carries a nice size bat.
 
 
Next up- Cole Hamels who is a left-handed starting pitcher for the Philadelphia Phillies. Hamels throws a four-seam fastball, a circle changeup, a curveball, and a cut fastball. Means nothing to me. Well, maybe it's time for me to turn over a new leaf if he is a pitcher......... And bring the glove Cole...I have two rounders  you can catch.
 
 
Kevin Frandsen. Infielder, who plays Third base. I have no idea what he does, except, at least there will be a hottie when I get to third base. But look at that sexy mug and stubble!
 
 
A Philadelphia legend and a player who could be leaving....Chase Utley, who plays Infielder. Just look at that man, and he loves dogs! You should see him in uniform.
 
 
Ah, you know sometimes the Mistress likes her men like her coffee, dark, rich, and smooth! Ben Revere! He is a outfielder. Again.... beats me, but what a hunk!
 
 
And take a look at this daddy, Michael Young! he plays Infielder also! What's these In fielders? is that like a top or something?
 
So now you see why I would like to go to the baseball game. And it's fun to watch them when their up to bat, standing there holding a huge slab of wood, just like a Saturday night around the Casa. But I'm guessing the fans here would like to see some playing and winning from these hotties, instead of queens like me going to cause a ruckus and scene fanning them selves watching these players and chatting up the cute fans! And then there's the ball fields delish food and beer. Just imagine the scene then if I could take my gin with me, why I may be bold enough to break into that locker room!!! I have no problem being a towel boy.

34 comments:

  1. With exception of pitchers and catchers, and all the balls, I know about as much as you, and I gladly play with any of them!

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  2. lol,lol,lol, oh my God you crack me up!!! Believe it or not this bib black girl is a HUGE baseball fan and the Phillies this year are a fucking joke!!!! All I can say is thank God there cute.

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  3. You would be a fun commentator for the games that's for sure!!!!! Im a huge fan, but finding it hard to like them right now. Yeah, we are not blowing this up. We have the players to compete, but they just need to produce. Totally agree about Cliff Lee-WOOF!

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  4. I don't know a damn thing about baseball either except I do think I would catch for any of these guys!

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  5. This team can't compete even with Utley and Chooch. They haven't played a good team in a month and are still 4 games under. Howard is a shot fighter and DYoung needs to go. The Bullpen might be worse than last year. Adams not getting it done has ruined any chance of a decent pen. But they are easy on the eyes, don't disagree there!

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  6. Sports talk, on this blog? Are you drinking again Mistress or didn't you get enough sleep again?

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  7. Woof is right!!!! You talking sports? That's hot. I do like baseball though, but the only thing I know it's not a good time to be a fan of it in Philly right now.

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    1. It was hot. The whole time I did the post I was spitting and scratching my ass.

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  8. Holy moly, you do have some handsome players! I'm only guessing you must be entertainingly fun at the ball field.

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  9. Now that you bring the Phillies up, I had to ask about Darren Daulton. He was quite the looker back in the day, but now he's battling brain cancer. I hope he's doing better after recent surgery.

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    1. And still a looker, but I haven't heard any updates yet.

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  10. How much for Kevin and chase???? And who is the first player? A casa houseboy? That damn mit!

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  11. Yeah, you got some hot players, but thank god I'm a Yankees fan. But you at a game??????

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    1. Why yes, me at a game. I'm the one half way up with a wide brim so big the space Hubble can see it.

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  12. FUCK YEAH we got a team of hawt-looking boyz! this girl would LOVE to get cliff and cole and chase into her bed for a 3-some anytime!

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    1. You go girl......shake it but don't break it! And a triple C sandwich........a girl after my own heart.

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  13. Oh, ok, I had to make sure I was on the right blog!!! I must admit I do enjoy going to the ball games if for nothing more than for happy hour and seeing the butts in tight pants!

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    1. Shall we meet for happy hour and discuss the fine display?

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  14. Have you been swimming on the gin pool again? And you better tell Cole to bring his heavy duty mit for those goods.

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  15. You cam sum the Phillies up in one word- you never know.

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  16. Mistress, Confucius say baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

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    1. Wise words everybody from my astrologer , buy who let you out Ming? I thought you left for your mandarin vacation?

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  17. SPORTS!?! Funny! A good friend of mine lives on Philly, and all he and his friends and the team do is cry and complain. Philly needs to stop whining. As Tom Hanks alter ego jimmy Dugan said "there's no crying in baseball"

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  18. Oh great. The first guy is insane! But its all wrong. My face should be on place of the glove!

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    1. You have to come up for air sometime lambchop.

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  19. Wow, the legs on the top guy......he could wrap me in those! And keep the hot on!

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  20. I can't wait to see what your knowledge on football is! Meanwhile I'm ready to lick that first"player"!

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    1. Hello and welcome you big hot thing! Thanks for dropping in and do come back! Just wait for my football story, except its hard to sit again with so many halves. Now lick away.......

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  21. How exciting.....sports talk! I'd gladly get to any base with that Kevin Frandsen! Funny post;

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  22. lOVE BASEBALL! HOW CAN YOU NOT? With a tight uniform, balls and nice size bats? I hear Philadelphia is stuggling with sports in general right now. What's the story with that?

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