Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Sand & Sea Men........Off to Provincetown



Yes, the Mistress is leaving again, ready in my sailing attire,  as I head to Provinetown tomorrow with the clan......


This year's trip is a different week,  bear week! The last two years we went during carnival week, so this year should be a little more relaxing........but not much, and with a house full of 10 queens and our hosts, running around in swim trunks, using two bathrooms, and enjoying those summer libations. That should be entertaining in itself. And no room for any shade on this trip.

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 I may even try my hand at surfing............

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NOT! FIRST OFF, I doubt I'll be up before 2pm  9am any day, and I'll most likely be to hung  to surf. AND A BIGGER SURPRISE WILL BE WHERE I WAKE UP!  But with the usual clan going and Mistress Maddie's #1 Fan joining this year along with Pearly Gates , I'm bound to have my hands full. There will be at least one house party,  a whale watch and LOADS of beach time, and those tea dances at the Boat Slip.  And who knows, maybe I'll even have some sex on the beaches!?! I'm looking forward to seeing our handsome host again, and those delish dinners they russel up.
 
I really need this vacation, just from the packing and unpacking alone!!!!!!
 
So I'm off for some more fun and sin in the sun! I'll try to keep my square cuts on this year. Although the boys sometimes have a mind of there own! I'll see y'all around the beginning of August, as the whole Casa will be on holiday! From my clan and I, enjoy summer and all it's offerings till next we meet!
 
 
 
Tootles!
xoxo
 

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  1. Have a great time, but I'll be��!

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    1. I'll be sad to see ya go! I can't wait to hear the stories of beach summer smut!

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    2. not to worry, it will make a nice summer smut read for next season.

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  2. Have fun! If one or more of the houseboys goes missing, I don't know anything about it. ;-)

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    1. Nor do I. I say you take the blame.

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  3. Hello Mistress! I have just found your funny blog, what a feast for the eyes!!!!! I love it and your humor, but it appears your leaving now. Have a fabulous time, I'm so jealous as I adore P-Town! I will enjoy somemore of your blog!

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  4. "House full of 10 queens and our hosts, running around in swim trunks, using two bathrooms, and enjoying those summer libations." You so need a reality show on this alone and in Provincetown yet. Have a great time and enjoy the sea men!

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  5. I am getting very overly excited to see you again! And you will look smart in that tight sweater and shorts shorts! I just hope everything stay in this year......or not!

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  6. I think it's cool you guys all stay together...very bonding! Sounds like a great time coming. I have never been but I want to go sometime!

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  7. So usual, I love your pictures!!!!!! Okay everybody! Get together at the Mistress's for some fun!

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  8. A house full of 10 queens ? A better question will be who wakes up with him and where? Have a great time and we'll miss you! Take care of the boys!!!!!

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    1. 10 queens with lots of energy and drink. All Chi-Chi needs to do is walk in with a camera.

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  9. I sure wish I could have made it!!!! Sounds like it is going to be a blast! LOVE the Lattrice pictures....that should sum it up. And how about when you come back we see the boys in their trunks....or out;)

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    1. The Mistress doesn't have a wide angle lens

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  10. You are one gay to have so much time off. I would be there so often. I miss the beach so much. I need desperately to go and visit so I can beach it up! And see the sea men! Don't do anything I would.

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  11. Great photo! I just love the beach. Looking at these photos make me smile, and the fun you'll have. Shade will be for lounging not throwing....LOVE IT!

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  12. What could be better than being on the beach all day and seeing men in swim trunks? Have a great get a away.

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  13. Your off again?!?! Are you really in Betty Ford? Or are the boys kidnapping you?

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    1. You can't kidnap the willing......

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    2. HA! His boy do the kidnapping. You get under those things there is no escape!

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    3. HMMMMMMM some first hand experience there with his tea bags Cali Boi?

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  14. So lovely: the sea, and beach, friends, glimspes of housemates nude, and big bouncing balls..... - the perfect antidote for the prefect trip for fun and sin! And I get a break?

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  15. I don't know how to tell you this, but your junk Sony fittin in those shorts!

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    1. As long as there is head room, he'll be fine.

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  16. sounds like a helluva trip! the girl in the first pix - somebody turn up the heat, her headlights are on!

    behave yourself...oh who am I kidding? GET DOWN AND DIRTY WITH THE MISTRESS AND THE QUEENS!

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    1. Funny his head lights aren't usually on. But his kick stand is always up.

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  17. Do you work hon? O also think you should stay permanently packed. I agree with above commented, this would be entertaining if cameras were following, or just xrated! Enjoy the sand and surf!

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    1. Honey, some of my gay boys would pay to see that smut! Their pervers, what can I tell you.

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    2. oh I see, there easy too and like 50 cent porn!

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  18. This sounds like a great trip! Love the Lattrice accompaniment! And please keep the boys in! Oh hell who are we kidding! Hang loose!

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    1. If he hangs loose, he'll be making sand circles similar to crop circles!

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    2. This has me thinking......but the Mistress is looking good!

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    3. That would explain those odd wave designs in the sand. The Mistress must have been staggering drunk.

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  19. Wait.... The houseboys aren't going. *makes mental note* well have a great time, I wish I was going there. 10 gay guys one house. Hmmmmmm!

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  20. Sand and sea men? You'll be shaking that out of cracks the whole trip. Have a safe travel dear.

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  21. I so want to come with you. You should come here to the beaches of my country. You would like to satisfaction very much.

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  22. Oh my goodness,again? Well if anyone enjoys life more its you! Have a great trip and some debachery for this hen

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  23. I don't right off recall you'll be getting any sleep. With 10 guys? Enjoy the trip to the beautiful cape! And watch out for those sand snakes!

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    1. I wouldn't worry none, the mistress is also a full time snake wrangler.

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  24. Sand,sea,men. You are going to the right place! I haven't been in years! Have a great time . Will you be filming the house? Ot would be more fun than Big Brother!

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  25. I sure do hope they have the town wet enough! I heard it was still gin dry from last summer?

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    1. One NEVER has to worry about anything the Mistress uses to dry rot.

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  26. Oh, you have to try a sex on the beach, just watch the crabs! And some pictures might be nice.

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    1. honey, the mistress had tried sex everywhere.

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  27. Shade will be for lounging not throwing! Love it. Have a great time and make sure that the boys say under control! Not till August!

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  28. 10 guys in a house will be like a frat house. I can see the truth or dare games now. Make sure to guard the boys! We wouldn't want a accident! See ya soon. Well miss you.

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  29. Have a great time mistress and love the sailing suit. But is white really your color?

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    1. when he wears white, the whole town will snicker.

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  30. have a wonderful time and enjoy

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  31. Oh how I will miss you. Safe travels on a wonderful holiday. Nothing like summers up on the cape! Don't overdose on the sun......or boys.

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  32. Just remember white will show every curve and bulge! I wish I were going. Some man candy and beach is just what I need. How about I go and I'll serenade will every night at dinner?

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  33. looking at these photos make me smile and reminds me of all the trouble you'll be getting in. I remember when I had a figure like you.

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  34. Love the feeling up their in Ptown, always a good time! Sounds like your going to have a blast.

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  35. I didn't get to beach yet this year.... I need to. I must. I will die soon if I don't. Even if it's the Jersey shore! (gasp)!

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    1. the Jersey Shore? oh dear, you poor thing.

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  36. I'm so in need of a beach holiday.It will certainly be quite an adventure... I don't know I could take 10 guys in one house. But I'm betting the scenery will be quite lovely though. I'll miss ya

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  37. This post is making me majorly miss New England! I haven't been to P-Town in a couple years. Have a great time, and share some square cuts with us!

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  38. Makes me want to escape to the sand and the sun!! To hear the sea crashing and feel the suns kisses on my bare body!

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  39. Have a lovely time. Don't forget to pack a couple of shakers full to sip while enjoying that seascape. Me? I prefer straight gin, mother's milk to me. That and a pair of over-sized sunglasses, a white terry cloth robe and a sweet pair of mules with pom-poms on top. Ah, in the day, some jungle red lips would meet with a nice unfiltered Camel. Yes, I was Joan Crawford at the beach, playing out a scene from that horrible Bette Midler film... you know the one. But, I'm no longer fatalistic. More realistic. No need for lip stick... though lip balm comes in handy when putting one's lips together to whistle. Enjoy! - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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    1. gawd, you two would get along swimmingly!

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  40. Oh how nice. While the mistress is out enjoying cock and tails, sand and surf, now you want us to feed the bloody fish!?! I say lets fry them up.

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  41. Now a little bird told me, and I'm not one talk behind the backs of girlfriends, oh ok, so I am I'm a drag queen, but I heard last night the Mistress came in third in a best bottom contest. In wet underwear yet. You didn't hear this from me.

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    1. well sounds like everything is right now track and normal.

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    2. How scandalous! He must have a great butt! But how did he win third? Don't you have to wear briefs first?

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  42. 10 gay guys in one house? I would love to be a fly on those walls.

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  43. How do I always miss your exits? I hope you have a fabulous time! Can I join you and your boys?

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  44. Are you still in P-town giving cpr lessons?

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    2. and then they finally told him "that's not where your to blow and administer cpr. Most of the guys left extra happy that day.

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