Friday, May 31, 2013

Three, Four, Slam it Whore

 
Don't you all just adore my ensemble to arrive back at the Casa du Borghese???
 
Miss Moorecock here! Call this my welcome to summer outfit, but the shipwreck of a head piece was a bit hard to get into doorways while away, I'll admit.  Speaking of Whora Flynn Boyle, he's has arrived back to the Casa, to dry out, and, God forbid, had to return to work for a going away party for his boss. When told he would have to return to work,  I never saw the Mistress vertical run so fast....like he was running away from screaming kids and Michelle Bachman for some gin. While we haven't forgot about you, I was told to drop a line to all the lovelies! The Mistress , whom I caught up with in Rehoboth ( this really is a full time job), is expensively brown, and tore up the dance floor at Cloud Nine several nights, and by his standards- behaved. There were at least 10 guys in the beach region he didn't meet the...cough, cough... hand of. And his tee shirt which read " Yes , Were Open" in the front,  and " Sorry Were Closed" in the back was a huge hit. I will say it had people talking. He also is trying to get acclimated to a new smart phone. A LONG story.....involving gin. The poor sole can barely text or make calls, the poor thing is a slow learner on the newer technologies! The phone will ring and he just shares at it. Cute to watch him fowl the phone all up, good for some laughs. Now.... some work will be comensating here at the Casa, so the Mistress should be back momentary. Enjoy the air now before the stench of Hendricks takes over. Please excuse me, for a now must take a houseboy roll call.

14 comments:

  1. I can't imagine the job you have! And don't make fun.....my cellphone is still a Razor. Remember that antiquity? But your outfit is fabulous!

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  2. Im sure there was much to look after, how do you do it? The Mistress does have some entertaining tees, I'll say!

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  3. * shaking head at cell phone use* I guess after you learn it, it just seems easy. Is she drinking while learning it?

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  4. Please, at one point the Mistress was probably had 10 men at the door and was like " send one home, I'm tired"

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  5. So I take it Nina and Santa Maria took off without you? Poor dear. You'll have to discover America all on your own. Difficult to do when on all fours or on one's knees, but - suck it up honey. I know you have the necessary skills. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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    1. You would be amazed at what gets done around here when on all fours or on one's knees.

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  6. Perfect chapeaux for picking up sailors, and when you've had your fill of seamen, just sail off into the sunset...

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    1. this might explain why the Mistress borrows it often.

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  7. I must know, is that your hair or a wig? It's fabulous hair!

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    1. WIG! I will have you know this is all my rag!

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  8. Well I wouldn't expect the Mistress to employ any old un- fashionable hag

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  9. Really, you DO need your own Variety Show - NO DOUBT!!!
    We must station you at Ellis Island, to Welcum all those Hunky Boys from abroad!
    If I may suggest... Perhaps if we replace The Mistress' phone app icons with various liquor bottles -she'd have a much easier time! ...just sayin'

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