LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Not a bad one in the bunch.Happy Memorial Day Mistress.
hope you are having a wonderful time! you MUST let me know which friend we have in common!
the pool is full.
Why do I feel like Madeline Kahn in "History of the World, Part I?"Yes, yes, yes, no, YES, no, yes, yes yes.....
Looks like you packed a fresh one for each day!Have fun
Hmmmm... I understand the need for houseboys... heaven knows mi casa is overflowing with things. But my question is... WHO is gonna clean up after they orgy their way throughout su casa? I mean, the drapes alone! So many stains. Crusty, crusty stains. Oh, honey, it is will be like living with an adolescent boy who has no boundaries. Good luck, dear. And may I suggest you consult Angie's list in order to find someone qualified to remove all that bio-hazardous waste! Kisses. Your sadder but wiser friend - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Oh Upton King, you should see the New Years Eve blow outs!
Happy Decoration Day Mistres! Your too kind to open up your pool for us and supply free hotdogs! Quite the hostess and you not even present!!!
OH MISTRESS, you know I ADORE your "all you can eats!"
You opened your pool for us and supllied a weinie roast!
Aren't you back yet? I hope your having a great time away.
boy, if one get into that pool, lord knows what may be biting one's leg! Hope you having a swell time!
Now, I can't decided which raft to get on first?
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!