While the Mistress will be out and about later in the day with her Japanese suitor, last week I got a few questions regarding the Casa du Borghese's official astrologer Ming Crystal. Ming is not only a fabulous fashionista, and elusive, but more importantly some wanted to know if she would allow some questions. So I've consulted and the beauty who said she would. We often have questions on our mind and keep wondering what the answer would be, more importantly, who would answer it, so my Mandarin beauty is here for all. She also specializes in dumpling making. I consult her on everything from the boys, to gin selection, to my theme parties here at the Casa.
So any questions? Miss Ming Crystal will be on stand by.
Ming, istill haven't found a man with any life in him. Should I try something different? Do you forsee a man soon?
ReplyDeletePealy, are you seeking the living?
DeleteMy whole life is falling apart – how am I supposed to pick out just ONE question???
ReplyDeleteif you look carefully there usually is ONE question that concerns you more than anything else. That’s the question you should be asking.
DeleteAm I ever going to find my one true love in this lifetime?
ReplyDeleteNo my dear, not where your looking!
DeleteI’m thinking of becoming a day trader – will I be successful
ReplyDeleteNo. I see you should stick to night trading.
Deletethat's what a thought. Stick to what you know I guess.
Deletehow sweet of her as for me i just want to say sending her love XOXO
ReplyDeleteThank-you my dear. I for see many beautiful manicures in your future.
DeleteI’ve always enjoyed singing and the arts – could I make this into a successful career?
ReplyDeleteYes I do believe. Chi-Chi LaRue is always looking for fresh talent and new ideas.
DeleteI’ve always wanted to be self-employed, but my partner wants me to have a job with a regular paycheck. Should I take a chance and start my own business anyway?
ReplyDeleteyes. who doesn't like a hot guy showing up at door to sing a naked gram. Even if they can't sing good.
DeleteI wound't mind one of those singing grams.
DeleteIm am wondering why I didn't win the Mega Millions?
ReplyDeleteMing senses these particular balls did not care for your energy. Try again with clean mind.
DeleteHilarious!
DeleteWhat should i do with the rest of my life?
ReplyDeleteMing see many success. You should join garden club and you will host many fun and successful Tupperware parties. Also go buy a cat.
DeleteHow many turkeys must one pluck to make the perfect boa?
ReplyDeleteMay I tell you dear Princess to invest in a turkey farm.
DeleteMing, you and your skin are so beautiful. Should I be using something other than a creme foundation for make up?
ReplyDeleteyes. Use Mac Pancake. When people see those pores they think their own the moon.
DeleteI have a huge ego Ming, how do I get it to stop my wrecking my life?
ReplyDeleteA good couple of bottom sessions should end the ego I see
DeleteWill I ever stop my jock strap sniffing ming?
ReplyDeleteno, it is hopeless.
DeleteI adore your jewels! Will I ever have a man to give me jewels like this?
ReplyDeleteyes, but it will take many tries of seduction to find the right one.
DeleteI have often wondered if my friends and family really enjoy me. I sense some times they don't.
ReplyDeleteyes, you are correct. You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide.
Deletemad giggles now!
DeleteOh Ming, you are so glamorous, I see why the Mistress has you around the casa! I love my coffee. Is there a such things as drinking to much of it, or health problems from it?
ReplyDeleteI not know of the medical alarms, but I do sense you like your coffee straight out of bag, eaten with a spoon, you may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life.
ReplyDeleteI was going to ask a question, but I was captivated by your beauty and forgot it.
ReplyDeleteWould you care for some plum wine. ;)
Oh, plum wine, good for the soul and mind altering. Many captivated by beauty and other talents. I sense many talents with you my dear one!
DeleteI love being naked all the time, is this wrong?
ReplyDeleteAh, I sense you Aquarius. Join a nudist camp. You nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time you could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked.
ReplyDeleteAs this old queen gets older i tend to say in more and more except for the occassional drag show. Is it worth getting at more?
ReplyDeleteyes you need to get out and live,live, oh tempted one! Life has much to ofter and SWAT teams not show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation.
ReplyDeleteWhat could I possibly ask of her? Her photo alone says everything. FIERCE!
ReplyDeleteyour one who recongizies good taste.
DeleteHow do I get rid of the fat on my belly?
ReplyDeleteDear Tabitha, I have many anicent Chinese secret for fat burning, but I see now problem! But if you must know just drink bourbon drinks three times a day with no food.
Deletewow, ming is really something! I wonder why I always miss these things?
ReplyDeleteMing say leave hands off private parts for change and you will experience more.....
ReplyDeleteWhat i do not understood is in reality how
ReplyDeleteyou are now not really a lot more well-favored than you may
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