This is great. I loved the question about bacon. That is, I loved it almost as much as I loved the question about Indian takeout versus Chinese takeout. The the fact that pork(swine, pigs, hogs, the other white meat) plays such a big role in Chinese eats made me think I should have been a Buddhist. I mean, after all is said and done, who would not want to be able to come back as in reincarnation, and thus be able to keep ordering Chinese takeout! That is, as long as I came back as a human and not a bug, or something similar, whether or not they too like pork in their Chinese takeout.
If you are a Unitarian all the answers are "I'm not sure" and "Save the Whales".
ReplyDeleteBut I don't WANT to be a Mormon!
ReplyDeleteDamn my belief in magical underpants.
So that's where you keep all the magic.
DeleteWiccan it is!
ReplyDeleteI decided to play Devil's Advocate and chose one from each column, which makes me a Jehovah's Witness Atheist Wiccan.
ReplyDeleteOkaaaaaaaaay.
I'm sure that will make for some intresting holidays Bob
DeleteI'm Mormon.
ReplyDeleteAll this time I thought I was Baptist.
I found in my research that Mormon generally have nice asses.
DeleteBut what if you have a black cat who likes to wear magic underwear?
ReplyDeleteDebs, I don't know about that one, it's out of my jursdicition
DeleteJeepers - Muslim, pass the Yashmak!
ReplyDeleteAnd you can keep the Yashmak.
DeleteI want to wear magic underwear and eat food off a chinaman. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'M not surprised sassy.
Deletewow maybe my underwear isn't so magical
ReplyDeleteTry some glitter. It makes everything more magical.
DeleteI wish I was rich and insane!
ReplyDeleteDo I think underwear are magical? Well it depends who is wearing them..
ReplyDeleteLike who, Charles Nelson Riley?
DeleteThank you Mistress, this was a nice laugh for the day!!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THIS!!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm What if you like bacon AND hummus?
ReplyDeleteMy problem usual tends to be that I want to worship one god, but that god turns out to be me!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a common problem, Eden. The flow chart doesn’t allow it. Blessings my chid
DeleteWhat’s with the magical underwear? And can I be a less-than-boring Christian please?
ReplyDeleteWho knew I would be a Wican because I have a black puss?
ReplyDeleteWell, it's better than being grey.
DeleteFact check: Buddhists do not believe in “at ton of Gods”.
ReplyDeleteIf you hadn’t noticed, it was tongue in cheek. But thanks for the comment.
ReplyDeleteThis is great. I loved the question about bacon. That is, I loved it almost as much as I loved the question about Indian takeout versus Chinese takeout. The the fact that pork(swine, pigs, hogs, the other white meat) plays such a big role in Chinese eats made me think I should have been a Buddhist. I mean, after all is said and done, who would not want to be able to come back as in reincarnation, and thus be able to keep ordering Chinese takeout! That is, as long as I came back as a human and not a bug, or something similar, whether or not they too like pork in their Chinese takeout.
ReplyDeleteMiss Moorecock, WHAT!!!!! What is all this chatering!!!
DeleteMiss Moorecock, WHAT!!!!! What is all this chatering!!!
DeleteWorks for me!
ReplyDeleteAnd there wasn't even mention of any male parts and it still worked!
DeleteLove It, Stealing It :o)
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