Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Still Undecided About Religion?

The Mistress is here to help. Maybe this handy dandy flowchart can help you!


35 comments:

  1. If you are a Unitarian all the answers are "I'm not sure" and "Save the Whales".

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  2. But I don't WANT to be a Mormon!

    Damn my belief in magical underpants.

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    1. So that's where you keep all the magic.

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  3. Anonymous3/27/2012

    Wiccan it is!

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  4. I decided to play Devil's Advocate and chose one from each column, which makes me a Jehovah's Witness Atheist Wiccan.

    Okaaaaaaaaay.

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    1. I'm sure that will make for some intresting holidays Bob

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  5. I'm Mormon.

    All this time I thought I was Baptist.

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    1. I found in my research that Mormon generally have nice asses.

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  6. But what if you have a black cat who likes to wear magic underwear?

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    1. Debs, I don't know about that one, it's out of my jursdicition

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  7. Anonymous3/27/2012

    Jeepers - Muslim, pass the Yashmak!

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  8. I want to wear magic underwear and eat food off a chinaman. ;)

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  9. wow maybe my underwear isn't so magical

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    1. Try some glitter. It makes everything more magical.

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  10. I wish I was rich and insane!

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  11. Do I think underwear are magical? Well it depends who is wearing them..

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  12. Thank you Mistress, this was a nice laugh for the day!!!!

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  13. Hmmm What if you like bacon AND hummus?

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  14. My problem usual tends to be that I want to worship one god, but that god turns out to be me!!!!!

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    1. This is a common problem, Eden. The flow chart doesn’t allow it. Blessings my chid

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  15. What’s with the magical underwear? And can I be a less-than-boring Christian please?

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  16. Who knew I would be a Wican because I have a black puss?

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  17. Fact check: Buddhists do not believe in “at ton of Gods”.

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  18. If you hadn’t noticed, it was tongue in cheek. But thanks for the comment.

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  19. This is great. I loved the question about bacon. That is, I loved it almost as much as I loved the question about Indian takeout versus Chinese takeout. The the fact that pork(swine, pigs, hogs, the other white meat) plays such a big role in Chinese eats made me think I should have been a Buddhist. I mean, after all is said and done, who would not want to be able to come back as in reincarnation, and thus be able to keep ordering Chinese takeout! That is, as long as I came back as a human and not a bug, or something similar, whether or not they too like pork in their Chinese takeout.

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    1. Miss Moorecock, WHAT!!!!! What is all this chatering!!!

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    2. Miss Moorecock, WHAT!!!!! What is all this chatering!!!

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    1. And there wasn't even mention of any male parts and it still worked!

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  21. Love It, Stealing It :o)

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