Yesterday while cruising the inter webz, I found myself in Smallville visiting with our favorite snark blogger
Bob, I swear, he was born with jungle red on those claws! Anyway he had an interesting post about Keith Ablow and why he wants to stop America from drinking, and he wants to tell us why Americans drink.You can read Bob's post
here. He says that "one in every six Americans downs eight mixed drinks within a few hours, four times a month. Really. Because the Mistress downs them 6-8 every hour!!!! Gin comes in by the barrel around here! But I digress. Now these are some reason I drink so much.
Pass Buffoon......
Revival of the new Three Stooges.......
The wicked bitches of the East and West......
The homeless, un-employment and hunger.....
And the last thing to make me drink IS Kim Kardashian and her big ass!!!! Why won't this damn clan just go aways? I won't even post it's picture in fear I'll get in a stupor and not get out! All these things pictured here scary the hell out of me, so is it any wonder I love my gin so much?
Great...now I need a drink too.
ReplyDeleteMaybe two.
I'm with jason. And these are all good reason gin should be one's best friend!
ReplyDeleteDon't mind if I do... Bottoms up Honey...
ReplyDeleteLOL, The revival of the three Stooges! That's about perfect I'd say.
ReplyDeleteI'll drink to that!
ReplyDeleteHa, the Three Stooges! perfect. But this Dr. Keith Ablow? I really think that "Dr". does not belong there. You know what, the last thing vulnerable children and adolescents need or even better... the world, are Psychopaths like this "doctor".
ReplyDeleteAblow forgot, many are selling their soles to the highest bidder, and in some cases......the devil himself, Rupert Murdoch. Ablow is in desperate need of psychotherapy. Meanwhile thank you for not posting Kim's picture. The first ones were scary enough! Now where's the drink?
ReplyDelete....and add to that list the fact that our health care insurance system is in shambles......
ReplyDeleteFun post. I am going to go get drunk now.
ReplyDeleteThese are all great reasons to drink. Now pass the gin, sister!
ReplyDeleteThankfully I had some Pinot Grigio in hand while I was reading this post.
ReplyDeleteAnd get real. You didn't post Kim because you are just jealous of her booty. Yes, I am singing this in my head to the tune of the RuPaul song "Jealous of My Boogie." Live with it. And if you can't, just have some more gin. Gin washes it all away.
I wonder some days if there is enough gin to forget those pains in my ass!
DeleteSo would Romney be Moe? I am kind of scared to ask who really is the leader.
ReplyDeleteIt really is a scary thought isn't it? It think Newt might be Moe, he sort of has a bowl hair cut.
DeleteSometimes i feel like that cat.
ReplyDeletewow this totally explains your love of gin.
ReplyDeletexoxo