Tuesday, June 25, 2019

WILDERNESS


The Pocono Mountains in northeast Pennsylvania are well-known as a destination for families, honeymooners, hikers, skiers and nature-lovers. This breathtakingly beautiful region of waterfalls, woodlands and winding rivers is also home to The Woods Campground  - The LGBT clothing optional camping resort in the Poconos. I headed up Friday as a break to the gay pride festivaling for the very fun Tropical Islands weekend. What make the Woods fun is the place prouds itself on being a  very welcoming resort. This means that anyone, regardless of gender, sexual orientation, body type, age or color can feel at home here. In a clothing optional environment, it’s great to see how some guests can be so comfortable in their own skin (literally). It just nice to be naked sometimes The majority of the  guests granted are males in their 30's 40’s and 50’s, but one is also happy to see an increase in younger guests, females and the trans community.Their weekend themes will sometimes encourage people to attend based on similar characteristics or interests.  Examples include their Bear weekends, Summer Heat Nudist weekends, Frat Party weekends and Country Western and leather weekends.  A great encompassing attitude that has developed at The Woods is the combining of groups that you would usually see segregated. You’ll see events where the Leather, Drag and Bear and twink communities team up for fundraising, parties and events. The place is pure magic I tell you. But I think these weeeknd snaps can speak for themselves.

Nature...
The Naked hike one day. Then relaxing on the hammock.
Yours truly taking a frolic...
There is always some fun and campy touches around the sites.
Smile for the Dog's Mother!!!!
Came across this in the middle of the woods. Possibly a fairy seating for tea parties???
Brandon with a sign....which gay destination do you want?

A tricked out gold cart!!!!!
The sites... as you see, are truly glamping with all the amenities.

Here's our site we stay on that our friend Winfred owns. It has a huge camper, a pop up and a cabin and a lovely stone deck.
Speaking of Winfred, here she is with good friend and sister Mame, aka David Dust in his golf cart on our way to the  block shots party. Yes, our drunken asses have to be carted.
Yours truly getting ready for boy scout fire building!!! See I can be butch! Just never mind that wagon!!!
And specking of sites....

This was our neighbor on the site behind us...Louie. He had me purrrrrrrring girls!!!!! He was very fit and ever sooooo sweet. This was at the beach volcano party.
And then their was Domenic looking ever the tempting morsel at the Shooter Block Party.
My butchness went out the window when I got my afternoon laid on!
Discarded houseboys???
Your Mistress did get caught having a indiscretion in a golfcart. How embarrassing.
Even the girls have a good time here. This was a fun bunch!!!
A pool view before the naked night swim!
And here was my butch result at a campfire. Really not that hard...I just blew my gin breath on it.
One thing is for sure – there is always something to do at The Woods!

49 comments:

  1. I had no idea The Woods wasn't only for me. THAT makes my heart sing!

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  2. As an ex scout leader, I can tell you that is a first rate looking camp fire Mistress. Loved the video and all these pictures.

    This place ROCKS!! I have been going up there now for 7 years, although I missed the last two years and the amount of improvements they have made and continue to do so are impressive. The facilities are very clean and well cared for. The friendliness people you'll meet.

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    1. Cap...you holding out on me darlin....I had no idea you too went there. I have three more weekends booked up there.....

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  3. We have been there once! We want to go back someday again.There isn't any comparison to other campgrounds we've been to. League of their own. Too many superlatives to list! But your post sums it up.

    Looks like a great time.

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  4. WOW!. Literally looks like the best time ever! I would ever consider going. And you have such nice legs and tush.

    Great they welcome us gals too!

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  5. Beautiful...but I get the idea Louie had you more than purring.

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  6. Man... you have a cute ass!!!!!!!! I love your not uninhibited...you live.

    So THATS where the discarded houseboys go. I really need to book a weekend there You have sold me.

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    1. Nope, you seen one you seen them all in my opinion. My ass thanks you.

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  7. here I thought you got bear jacked.

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  8. Honey, these are the vacations I fucking DESERVE!
    I guess I need to book a week there next year now....

    XoXo

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    1. With your personality Im sure you would love it, and there cabins are quite nice with all the amenities. And who knows, maybe you'd run into moi!

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  9. Okay, I'm confused... boy scout fire building? you built a fire out of boy scouts?

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  10. Mr paddleboarder on. The left had a huge willy

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    1. John, would you believe I didn't even notice the size of his ore? OH MY!!!!!

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  11. What a fun way to spend a weekend, though I like the poolside and drinks and hot men a bit more than all that nature! =)

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  12. Gorgeous pictures! Gnome included. Looks like
    a good time was had by all. :-)

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  13. DAYUM! letting it all hang out again, I see. the woods looks so secluded and peaceful.

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    1. Maybe I should take Mariposa up some weekend!!!!!!

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  14. Looks idyllic! And oh, there are lesbians there? Yowza!

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  15. My first camping trip was at 9yrs old. It was sure NOTHING like this! Damn those boys are hot and that cute backside of yours. I love being in nature too.

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  16. I'm really shocked to see you handling some wood, brwahahahahahahaha!!!!!! This sure look like a good time, although Im still don't know about the nature thing. I would like the pool though. And I drunken golf cart ride could be entertaining.

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  17. I particularly loved Mistress, seeing your gams in the hammock...the ultimate relax I'd say. By the first picture, your pretty high up in them there hills. Beautiful vista.

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  18. There's too much to talk about here, so I'll leave it at this. You have very nice legs, I want to replace those figures in the cart with Brandon and Dominic, I didn't know that gnomes genitalia was on their heads, and that pile of nekkid houseboys is kind of disturbing! Also, don't those rocks hurt your feet?
    Glad you made it back in one piece.

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    1. With all of us in the cart, Im sure the golf cart would have liked less weight!!!!! But those two big bitches are my longest and dearest friends since coming out. I always have sandals on when I walk around, one can't see them in the picture. I aint about to step on a frog or snake, I'd have a coronary and most likely kick the bucket. I did however hear later from a friend up there, there was an actual bear sighting. You know , my animal whisper side would have wanted to give it honey.

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    2. I was referring to the plastic figures in the other golf cart. I wouldn't trade the two big hunks for anyone else!
      Don't feed the bears! They may have to be killed otherwise. It happens. Sad.
      Frogs and snakes? Pshaw! Now spiders on the other hand *SHUDDER!*

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    3. But Deedles....Im petrified of frogs. And my future husband Steven is no help.

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    4. Well, Maddie, sweetie, that's where crocs (ironically) would come in handy. More coverage than sandals and better for frog stomping. Crocs have holes don't they? Eww, guts and blood seeping through the openings! Nevermind! Bypass the critters and let them live to eat spiders, maybe.
      Sorry to have mentioned both crocs and frogs together. Double trauma, huh? Were you frightened by a croc wearing frog as a child? I think my hiatus from commenting didn't last long enough :)

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    5. Smelling salts.....smelling salts.....

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    6. (((Maddie))) I love you so much! Smelling salts, okay. Now if you're smelling toast, see a doctor stat! Sign of stroke, you know.

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  19. I have camped at about 10 gay/lesbian campgrounds in the Northeast and the South. The Woods is at the very top of my favorites list. It is clean and well managed with very good amenities; a weekend cafe, a pool, 2 hot tubs, and a lake, which offers futher activities. Had not for you, I would have never heard of it...and it's where I met the infamous Mistress!!!! You certainly did not let me down for showing me around and having fun. You were a hoot.

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  20. Be careful of all the sensitive places you could get a sunburn on! ;p

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  21. Im surprised that Louie didn't help you with your wood? Next summer I am booking a trip I swear. That's place looks so damn fun.

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  22. That all looks great!
    I'm going to let you into a little secret...... I'm a naturist. France is my destination of choice. I love the feeling of freedom being naked gives, plus no problems with the old waistband getting tight after a meal!
    I love the "customer service bell"

    Glad you've had a good time.

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    1. It's no wonder we get along!!!!!! It really is beautiful up there. Just nice to be free sometimes is nice.

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  23. How close is the Hilton? How many house boys to keep the RV clean? Nice assets.

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  24. My, what a fun place! And getting away and communing with nature is very tempting. And your skills with fire are sure to become legend. There’s more than one way you can have a hot night.

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  25. Each year it sounds like more and more fun. Though, I do have to express my disappointment that more folks aren't opting to be nude at a clothing optional place. Lordy! my clothes would be off the moment I arrived and wouldn't be on again until I left for home. (Even then I might not dress! LOL.)

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    1. Oh there is just as many if not more naked people. The grounds have a privacy rule of featuring the nude crowd on the internet to protect privacy of those individuals. I'd say at least 80% of the crowd is nude. And on certain weekends it is mandatory.

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  26. Your clock and ass is out again. I'm not shocked.

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  27. I like the pool and the men...but otherwise you can take the queen out of ptown, but not ptown out of the queen. I enjoyed that ass shot though...cant lie.

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  28. You are just to adorable. And that ass.

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  29. Don't sell yourself short. That's a great looking camp fire. Glad you had a great time, and... how many house boys did you go through???

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  30. Love the little table & chairs in the woods!

    I've missed so many of your recent posts - I'm going to have a look through them now. Will I have to negotiate more piles of worn out, discarded houseboys to get to them, though?

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