Tuesday, July 10, 2018

THE JUMP OFF

It appears my vacation is over too as the social director of this dump. The Mistress came back yesterday more relaxed than ever, but still likes everything so, so I will jump out the window now. But if ever a song reminded me of our dear mistress,  it's The Jump Off. I first met the Mistress when she preformed this one night , and how fitting. She rescued me that night and took me under his wing. You haven't lived till you seen Maddie perform this.

And live good
East coast, West coast, worldwide
All my playas in the hood, stay fly
And if your ballin', let me hear you say right
Enter the world of the Playboy, pin up girl
Buttnaked, dressed in nothin' but pearls
You wanna meet me 'cause ya know I'm freaky
And ya wanna eat me 'cause ya say I'm sexy
Got a man in Japan and a dude in Tahiti
Believe me, sweety, I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy, I got mad friends that's pretty
Chicks by the layers and all different flavors

And god knows, we know she likes being buck naked, dressed in nothin' but pearls, and has more than enough to feed the needy. Now where in the world is the Mistress?

27 comments:

  1. she better fill up those damn gin tanks pronto; all there is to drink at the casa is plain water. UGH! the houseboyz are dying of thirst!

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    1. haven't you heard? no tanks anymore. he is directly fed into bluecoat distillery from a pipeline.

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    2. Lol, I thought you were going to say he was hooked up intravenously. Now miss Moorecock back that gorgeous body away from the open window, because as much as we love Maddie, we also love how you keep him in check. We don't want him with a swelled head, umm no pun intended.

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    3. Im in agreement with Ms Moorecock. This place is never dry, don't let him fool you, he does Tallulah Bankhead proud.

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    4. gorgeous?!?! I knew someone around this dump had some good taste and sense.

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    5. damn, an unlimited supply of the good stuff right from the distillery! to whom did she give away her charms for THAT sweet setup? shit like that don't come without a payback.

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  2. ????????

    Not sure what's going on, but please don't let this be the last we see of the Mistress.

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    1. we could never get that lucky. as you can see, i have not post on this dump in some time.

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  3. I just knew their was a gangster side to that bitch.

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  4. Oh dear. Not exactly Ivor Novello, is it? I hear this kind of lovely tunefulness far too regularly, played loud on phones from the upstairs back seats of a bus headed to Tottenham.

    Come back, Mistress, and play something a bit more "queeny"... Jx

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    1. im sure it will be queeny right quick when he's back.

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  5. I can so imagine this. And we know he has a nice feed bag Ms Moorecock.

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    1. and those feed back hang lower every year.

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  6. PLEASE...…..he has fed the needy and THEN SOME.

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  7. The Jump Off Fo' Reeel Boy ! lol

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  8. I love Lil Kim! The rapper, not the North Korean dicktator...Luv the Jump Off. Thanks for sharing this, Moorecock.

    I imagine Maddie makes an awesome Lil Kim performer! Has Maddie done and answered that eternal question:

    How many licks does it take til you get to the center of it?
    *******

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    1. I believe the how many licks was part of the audition that night for back up dancers. right before he made a sprite can disappear in his throat.

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  9. Lil Kim used to be my girl! And you know she is the one that put the range in the rover.

    He needs to gets his ass back now.....

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    1. right, not like he has a job or anything.....

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  10. I'm guessing he too would looked great butt ass naked, dressed in nothing but pearls.

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    1. at least in a pearl, single strand necklace.

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  11. She took you under her wing? I dread to think what she had hidden under there??? Just say’in.
    JP

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  12. Buck naked, chasing the men-folk across the beach - until they catch her by the pearls.

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  13. THE JUMP OFF??????? Bwahahahahahahahahaha

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