Saturday, July 21, 2018

FROM THE CANDY SHOP


This  visit in the Candy Shop  is full of a silky, smooth French delectable that is so rich and addictive it's hard to give up. This large sweet teat is from France, and his name is Philippe Soulier. He is a  big ole teddy bear who started following me on Instagram, but unfortunately my French from school is rusty, all I can only ever reply with is Bonjour, Comment allez-vous?, Vous etes ungros morceau d'homme, and Va aller au lit avec moi ce soir?

I usually get a smiley face.

44 comments:

  1. Holy shit, I could use a houseboy like that around here.

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  2. I haven't been in The Candy Shop for awhile; nice to see the new goodies!

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  3. OOOOOH LA LA! That's the only (pseudo) French I know, but it applies. I hope you meant sweet treat instead of teat. Teat changes the whole thing!

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    1. Treat, teat....I would probably lick either...….

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    2. That's one of the things I adore about you, Maddie, you're so very flexible.

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    3. @deedles - oh she's flexible...those gymnastics classes have paid off in so MANY ways! :)

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    4. Oh Deedles you are priceless! You made me spit out my chocolate milk with laughter! Yes teat totally changes the meaning. Lol

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  4. Oh isn't he yummy indeed. Je veux le lécher partout!

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  5. He makes me want to jump right in. And I don’t mean the blue sea.
    JP

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  6. Delicious is an understatement! I think I need to join Instagram.

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  7. Oh, that first and second photo, c'est tres, tres bien! Those arms, that torso, those legs. Those short-shorts! I feel like having baguette for afternoon tea!

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  8. Totally delicious!!!!! Can we have seconds?

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  9. It’s not hard to see why Philippe would make anyone’s day!

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  10. Bringing the true meaning to the words “clean-cut”. Muscles bulging in all the right places. He’s classically handsome, I'll take three helpings.

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  11. Don't forget the these important French phrases from:

    Labelle (Lady Marmalade):
    Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?
    Do you want to sleep with me (tonight)?

    And Eartha Kitt:
    C'est si bon!
    It's so good!


    And of course, impress them with that classic French song, Frere Jacques:

    Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
    Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
    Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
    Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.

    Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping?
    Brother John, Brother John,
    Morning bells are ringing! Morning bells are ringing!
    Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.

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    1. Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da.

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    2. mocha chocolatta ya ya, creole lady marmalade

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    3. If I knew we were doing a rendition of Lady Marmalade today I would have worn the marabou.

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  12. Zut alors!!! Il est un beau morceau de bonbon! Je veux le manger!!! Tabarnak!

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    1. @sooo - I could read that without resorting to google translate!

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    2. So Carebear, you wanna share with the rest of the class? I took Spanish in high school.

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    3. I just bet you'd like to eat his Tabarnak!!!

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  13. Facebook has a thing that will translate automatically. Anyway, I always get jealous when I see guys with bodies like that, but then I'm like, why would I expect to have any muscles? I don't lift anything.

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  14. HE GOT ME RIGHT ON MY MIDDLE LEG!!

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  15. Phillipe may occupy my dreams tonight. Im sure he enjoys your French. But how is your greek?????

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  16. Now that’s a helluva specimen! Are there any trips planed to France soon?

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  17. Wicked hot. Now…to get him out of those pink shorts. Oh look he did it for us. I like him.

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  18. Donnez mois son addresse, parce que mon France est tres bon.

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  19. Damn, I feel old. I remember the days when I had a butt and abs like that.

    Actually, that’s a lie, I’ve never had a butt as deliciously peachy as sexy young Phillips, although I have admired plenty in my time.

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  20. What is the secret under the pink shorts I wonder?

    I have missed your blog by getting busy! I see I have plenty to get caught up on. And thank goodness you haven't changed. This is like coming home to a familiar family.

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    1. My goodness Benson!!!!! Welcome back!!! What have you been up too????

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  21. Don't worry about your French Mistress, you know all the right things to say.

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  22. i like so much...Thanks for sharing the good information!
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