LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
That last one is so you.
It is that last one, specifically the part about being liquored up.
"LET'S NOT BEAT AROUND THE BUSH" - depends on whose bush we are beating...and that last panel - bras ain't my thing, but dammit I needed some G&T at work today! 4 days off and the work backlog was INSANE!
see, it's like the ocean....turn your back just once?
bush, so much nicer than today's cropped crotches.
even the ones shaped like animals?
The third one.....so true!
My alarm clock goes across the room at least three time a week, and it somehow still works. And bras? I can relate. Never. I always let the boys hang loose.
you mean to say you put your balls in cups!
In emojis, it's the guy with the closed eyes followed by the ray gun emoji.I'm all about the fourth pic from the top, too.
I completely agree!
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!