Thursday, April 23, 2015

NO GIN?!?!?!?

 
so......the Mistress got back to the Casa du Borghese a day early.....imagine my surprise to find the gin barrel drained!!! Fess up..........

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  1. don't look at me...I haven't been near the casa; it's not any fun without you around!

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    1. sound guilty to me.........

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    2. what about YOU, darling? is that gin I smell on your breath? :)

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  2. Oh Mistress, you look so distressed, but I am loving you head scarf! Such a marvelous look.

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    1. Well, I remembered this look when coming up. You know, everything old is new again.....like democracy.

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  3. Oh no......the two tankers were hijacked again?

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    1. I really need better drivers for precious cargo.

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  4. The casa without gin!?!?!?!?!?!?;? That's like, like, the earth without air!!!!!!!!

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    1. Or the Casa without cock.

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    2. By golly, your both right! What a sad week.

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  5. Pump the pool boys! For info, I mean.

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    1. Well I would, but seems Bob thought the houseboy quarters were a candy dish.

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  6. It wasn't me, though, I did help myself to a Houseboy or seven.

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    1. You obviously have went shopping here instead of your usual trip to Target.

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  7. I don't know you drank it, but I'm guessing there'll be hell to pay

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  8. You said you would be gone longer. I was just keeping it safe for you.

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    1. you mention gin, and see what shows up when you ring the bar rag!!!!!!!!

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    2. I hear ice cubes in a glass somewhere...

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    3. We should have known. The problem with you and the mistress is you can't get the stuff down your gullets quick enough.

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    4. Asking Dagny y'all to watch gin is like letting a fox guard the hen house!!

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  9. Don't look at me. But can I get you some nail polish remover?

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    1. I'm not falling for that trick again.

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  10. Mistress, your so pickled, couldn't you just stick a straw in your veins?

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  11. I'm glad I wasn't there when it happened! And what with the hair this week? Do you need a brush?

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    1. Now appreciates a good wind blown look anymore.

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  12. and i thought that face said: i've got gas.

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    1. Now that you mention it, I could use some Maalox. OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!!!!!!

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  13. You? Out of gin?!? Is that even possible?

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    1. I may have copped a few feels, but know better than to play his,his gin.

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    2. Boy, does Ginger have your number already! Hey Ginger!

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    3. Cop a few feels? I hear with you that's like eating one potato chip and trying to stop. Cheers darling!

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    4. Welcome back, Mistress!!

      Actually Cali-boi was feeling a cop. The cop came by because he and the House Boys threw a loud, naked, drunken party "in your honor".

      I tried to protect your chachkas.

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    5. Ginger, thank goodness someone was watching and handling my breakable's! I'm beginning to think Ms Moorecock is having more parties then working

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  15. Not me. I've been seeing a lot of men in white coats lately.

    The dental and oral surgeon kind. ;-)

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    1. I was going to ask if we could have your mail forwarded to Peace Valley Inn.

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  16. Good gawd, that's only a face a mother could love.

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  17. No gin, is that it? I thought the face was a result of your trick revealing 4".

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    1. Situation like that calls for gin.

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  18. You know mistress, if your not here much, do you expect us to sit here dry and stare at houseboys all night?

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  19. I'm Sorry, I thought it was Vichy Water...

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    1. Oh darling, I never drink what a bath in.

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  20. Are whisky drinkers welcome at the Casa?

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    1. I don't discriminate, I've been known to guzzle whiskey bourbon with fellows on occasion!

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  21. I just wish you would get back here right quick on a regular, I miss you and the casa is cavernous without you. Are you doing the jersey blow out with that here.

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  22. Darling Mistress in Distress,

    Quelle horreur......NO GIN....... Now you know how we have all felt without you.

    P.S. There are bars.....!

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  23. Working hard, no play, and no gin!!!!!!! This doesn't sound like the minxy Mistress to have come to love.

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  24. Wanted to stop by and say HEY... "HEY!!!"

    Have a FABULOUS weekend my friend!!!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!