Thursday, April 30, 2015

OH CHOPSTICKS!!!!

My good friend Miriam and I went out to grab some vittles last night. Chinese. Authentic. I was never more frustrated. And what has China ever given the world? Can you really respect a nation that has never taken to fine cutlery? And what happen? We bring these folk over here, and they litter the streets with bean sprouts. I know what your going to say. What about the Chinese acrobats? OVERRATED! I could hop up on a high wire, on a unicycle, and balance a wheelbarrow on my eyebrows!!!! But I'm far to busy and sauced to do that. And don't ask about the hair.


23 comments:

  1. I can play the cello beautifully......but can't use chopsticks to save myself.

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  2. Look out everyone.....either he hit the hooch or the wig is too tight again.

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    1. And shortly, I may have found another use for chopsticks and where to stick.

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  3. I can use chopsticks! I learned how when I lived in the washington DC area. nyah nyah nyah! :)

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  4. Who in hell let the Mistress near the sake?

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    1. Was it my fault the cups were so little? Hell, I though they were shot glasses!!!!

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    1. TEA? I really will have to go British on this. As in High Tea.

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  6. Well don't forget about your fans and geisha wigs!!!! Are you learning chopsticks when lit?

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  7. All you need is for someone to gently take your hand and show you how to use the chopsticks. Hold your sticks your dominant hand. The lower stick is always stationary, and you rest it at the base of your thumb, and between your ring finger and middle finger. The second stick is held like a pencil, using the tips of your thumb, index finger, and middle finger. Put your food into the grasp of the sticks. When not in use place your chopsticks either to the right or below your plate.

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    1. Ginger, your such a sweet gentle soul. But I never was good at doing two things at once. Unless you count men.

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  8. did kabuki snatch this blog & post this?

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    1. By damn Norma....what has happen to Kabuki???? And I could use some rice powder about now.

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  9. LMAO!!!! I can't use them either, but chopsticks make for a,great hair accessory. I was cracking up at the bean sprout crack.

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  10. I don't even remember how long ago I tried to used chopsticks, but it didn't go well. You can't eat with them. You can't skewer anything with them either.

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  11. Yeah, we all have heard about your legendary acrobatics and high wire act. You really want to bring that up?

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  12. Sauced??? Saucy, maybe...and we love that about you!

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  13. Thanks.....i now know what to have for dinner. And you managed to crack me up!!!!!!

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  14. FABULOUS hair. Is that your Rupaul hair!!!!!

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  15. channelling Kitty i see, lol

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