My good friend Miriam and I went out to grab some vittles last night. Chinese. Authentic. I was never more frustrated. And what has China ever given the world? Can you really respect a nation that has never taken to fine cutlery? And what happen? We bring these folk over here, and they litter the streets with bean sprouts. I know what your going to say. What about the Chinese acrobats? OVERRATED! I could hop up on a high wire, on a unicycle, and balance a wheelbarrow on my eyebrows!!!! But I'm far to busy and sauced to do that. And don't ask about the hair.