Thursday, March 27, 2014

THIS JUST IN......

Good Evening to you all! This is the Casa du Borghese's Social Director Anita Moorecock, with this just in! After trying to reach the missing in action Mistress since the weekend, I only just heard back. After hearing and then seeing the forthcoming Vogue issue with Kayne and Kim on the cover the Mistress was extremely appalled and then........

 
yes, FAINTED! I hear it took many whiffs of the smelling salts to bring her back. Since then our Mistress has been taking a lot of bromide with his gin to calm a upset stomach and nerves.  The Mistress is just steaming because of a porn star and gaping hole being on the cover, and promises- on his next New York trip will visit Anna Wintour,( who has received a MAJOR down grade in the decision incidentally by the Mistress) and demands a reason for the outrageous decision on her part. And we all know just how fucking catty and bitchy a gin infused Mistress can get!!!!!! Ms. Wintour best hire extra security. The Mistress will return soon he says after this trip and shocking news.When the rag does come out I sure hope he is near a fainting chaise.
 
*Disclaimer* From here out the Mistress also added he has so much distain for the family, that he has forbidden anyone to mention this family or any members of this family, or K related words of the family, will be banned from the Casa or off with your head, depending on his mood.

30 comments:

  1. eeeep! Never will mention the K word!

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  2. I only hope the Mistress and Ms Wintour can be friends again and go back to eating nails and drinking gasoline again. Good times!

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    1. I think you forgot snapping heads off dolls babies.

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  3. The poor Mistress, but I'd rather just be horse whipped.

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    1. But in your case is that really punishment?

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  4. I just lost all respect for Vogue and any I had for Wintour. NO ONE sticks to their morals or words anymore!!!

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  5. Oh dear the poor Mistress!!!!! You better stock up on the smelling salts Ms.Moorecock! At the risk of being vilified by all and sundry, I have to say I believe she looks the loveliest I've ever seen her! I'm the last person who would be called a fan of either of these people but the photo shoot is really, really pretty. And I tried my hardest not to mention there names.......

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  6. I'm very hard pressed whether to cancel my vogue sub. And I can't believe Ms.Anna did this by , your right, essentially a amateur porn star on the cover.

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    1. she is hard to realize with her legs closed though.

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  7. They would have to shoot from the waist up with a big dress to fit that big ass on the cover.

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    1. perhaps it's a double issue, one for each cheek.

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  8. American Royalty, this family does seem to get whatever they want.

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  9. And just figures there was a man there to catch her and then put her on her back no doubt...

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  10. Wow. I am so impressed. this made my day. Can life possibly get better? (please read that with heavy sarcasm.)

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  11. Well look on the bright side, new material for the EyeCandy dart board on game night. When is the Mistress coming back?

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  12. Didn't Anna Wintour ban the Kardashians from the Met Ball a couple of years ago for being too tacky??? Opps. Forgive me . Moorecock tell the Mistress it was a slip of tongue..........

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    1. may I suggest you duck quick or hide, which ever you can do faster..

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  13. At least a man was there to catch the Mistress!!! I will admit she looks good here but really the cover of Vogue? One thinks they are a musical god, the other has as much talent as an ice cube melting.

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  14. and to think, I was going to send my extra copy of this issue to the Mistress to enjoy.

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  15. I am flabbergasted that Anna Wintour green-lighted this project/cover, no wonder the Mistress is appalled.

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    1. yes, I may be as bold to say Wintour may have gone senile in her old age.

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  16. And this is why the Mistress always calls me Kailyn.
    Oooo. Just remembered. Cecil. LOL

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  17. And watch it become one of the highest selling issues yet. Then he'll pass out again. But he passes out so swanky.

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  18. Smelling salts? Just open a bottle of gin- he'll revive quick.

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  19. I'm glad you're banning the K-word from your blog. I should do the same.

    Come to think of it, if Vogue was going to put a porn star on the cover they should have gone with Bobbi Starr.

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  20. I still haven't recovered from models being replaced by celebrities on the cover of that magazine. Now this...

    *Goes back to reading Kosmo.

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