Wednesday, November 6, 2013

PSA For the Men

 
Yes it's true, there are many men with this growing problem of Glutueal Pulchtritude Disorder. I have two friends who visit the Casa who suffer from this disease, not that I mind, and for once it's a disease I hope no cure is found, except in some cases of the common Plumbers Crackalitis. When my friends do visit, I feel I should make a game of coin slot and see if I get a hole in one. Let's see some other fine examples of GPD.........
 
 
 
 
 
 
If the case in point with GPD looks like these affected, for God's sake, take there meds away from them! Fortunately your hostess with the mostess doesn't suffer from this as the Glutueal mounds have gotten too plump!
 

28 comments:

  1. Is there a telethon where we help these poor wretched souls .... wait a sec, fabulous ass crackitude!
    That's a disorder I can, um, get behind.

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  2. Oh those poor, poor young men.

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  3. I love me some GPD! And what are you complaining about.....you have BBD....Bubble But Disorder.

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    1. all I'm saying is those Bubbles have entertained! If the Mistress had GPD we would for sure need a turnstyle to replace the old one.

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  4. i'm especially gifted with the PT
    that goes along with this curse.

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  5. If I may be as bold......you have one hell of a fine ass!

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  6. Oh that is some damn fine GPD if I ever did see.

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  7. Ahhhhhhhh,GPD never looked so good! My downstairs neighbor has a good case of this. Don't mind at all.

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  8. Our next door neighbor mows the lawn like that in jeans, and we really should get him a belt for Christmas but why bother?

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  9. Lol!!!!! I'll have everyone know that that is the fine backside of the Mistress that won 2nd place in the wet underwear contest here this summer! I'm surprised you don't have GPD!

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    1. Thank you Pearl...it WAS our little secret.

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    2. Your secret, not Im! Besides if you have it flaunt it!

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  10. I wish I had this problem. But I told the Lad when we met I though you had an incredible ass!

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    1. yes, the Mistress's assets do tend to be a crowd favorite in these parts. I will admit he can WEAR jeans.

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  11. Anonymous11/06/2013

    I lost a little bit of weight, so until I take in the waistline of my jeans I'm a GPD sufferer.

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  12. GPD is nice, but I am particularly fond of PBD- penis bugle disorder.

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    1. the Mistress has that some days too. When he turns around watch your eyes.......

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  13. Would you be talking about my last visit? Can I help if I like slim and fitted jeans?

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    1. Did I complain? I could have bounced a roll of quarters off your ass all night.

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    2. If it looks anything like the Mistress ass, I'd love to see that! *mind wanders*

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  14. Oh Mistress ,you are quite the funny today aren't you. Why when I get servicemen here to repair things ,do I never see this!!!!! It's always a old, fat flabby hairy backside? Is this your better side?

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  15. ummmmmmmm, ASSets on display! even your cute hinder! :)

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  16. Sometimes at the gym , I will wrap my towel around me with some major GPD showing. I do it for this one guy I think is hot!

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  17. Yes, I agree, we need a telethon with visual aids for this disorder.

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  18. I have never seen such inspiring half moons. All of a sudden I want salad........

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  19. Never had this disorder. I would love to have your fine posterior ! Damn boy.

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  20. Oh how funny. I too have wondered why I never get young hot repairmen to my house like these young guys with some nice , gpd. I love that term.

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  21. You literally don't have much room to talk....for a white boy you have some junk in the trunk!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!