Friday, September 20, 2013

For My Next Significant Other........

Maybe I should go for a Matador.........
 
 
After all, I am well versed in long horns. meanwhile, when did football season start? Not that I'm complaining.....
 
 
 
My houseboys tried out for the Philadelphia Eagles, but alas were told they weren't good enough, and were slapping to much ass. Not that, mind ya, it would make much difference......
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19 comments:

  1. Anonymous9/20/2013

    I hope none of the houseboys were in the stands last night. Did you see that brawl? Three rows of Eagles fans beating up each other.

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  2. anne marie in philly9/20/2013

    there are too damn many drunk dumbasses in this town.

    SOME OF US know how to be respectful and polite because we were brought up properly.

    baseball season is over in 10 days, then I go into hibernation til mid-february. :(

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  3. Your Aunt Acid9/20/2013

    I know nothing about what the girls are talking of, but if the matador asks for your hand, say YES in the minute he asks!

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  4. Cali-Boi9/20/2013

    A Matador? Oh yes there is one, I only at first saw the long horn!

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    1. Mistress Maddie9/21/2013

      Again, it's always the long horn with you isn't?

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  5. Buddy Bear9/20/2013

    It's odd that all matadors wear their packages down the leg of their pants rather than centered. Check out these pics. Not that I'm complaining. :-)

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    1. Mistress Maddie9/21/2013

      Welcome Buddy Bear! Oh, those picture were wonderful and added to my busy schedule! I'm not complaining either!!!

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  6. Mistress Maddie #1 Fan9/20/2013

    Why Mistress, at first I thought that was you!

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    1. Anitia Moorecock9/20/2013

      honey sometimes it takes two houseboys with a shoe horn to get her goods in jeans.

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    2. Brodes859/20/2013

      ***visualizing that****

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    3. Mistress Maddie9/21/2013

      oh no, I always wear my junk to the right. All of you need to seal lips right quick.

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  7. Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofs9/20/2013

    Oh Mistress, a matador would be so romantic for you!

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  8. normadesmond9/20/2013

    you'd think a matador would want something
    more substantial between the cajones & the horns.

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    1. Mistress Maddie9/21/2013

      are we too assume you are volunteering?

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  9. Bob9/21/2013

    Um, is that a bull in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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  10. Princess9/21/2013

    Matador's... there time is almost up darling... Bull fighting is becoming a dying sport and losing it's popularity... Grab one while you still can... I think your time would be better spent using your "Matador's Sword" to put one... if not all... of those nekkid pressuping boys out of their misery. Just watch out for stray cleats... they have been known to give one a nasty scratch...

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    1. Mistress Maddie9/21/2013

      I often wondered if those were cleat marks on your bum

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  11. Dieselboy9/21/2013

    Could you even imagine peeling that sports uniform off? BONG! Right in the kisser! Meanwhile the Eagles? UGH!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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