See, The Mistress Was A Child.......

Brace yourselves......because it's true........... I'll never live this down....

I was rifling through boxes this weekend and came across this gem. I was about 6 in this picture, one Christmas morn. This was after discovering I had my first puppy. She had been darting like crazy through the opened piles of wrapping paper. I hadn't even see her, more about the toys and un- wrapping. Then a little head appeared and licked my knee. I quickly scoped her up and held her. She was named Poochie Van Buren. She lived for 15 years. Even at an early age I had a knack for good drag names. Nikki Kensignston followed next.

Eye Twitching again.........It's Monday....

Hellooo...hope everyone had a fabulous weekend... I did. Some decorating, and a night out with a firemen in Dolyestown to welcome the holidays in... now time to complain again -  and of course it's another Monday, and my eyes are twitching already...we can never postpone Monday?! Some of us are eagerly waiting for work to begin. Monday mornings always seem to be here all too soon. Just when we are getting used to the weekend and Whoosh! — it's already flown by all too soon! But no matter how much we might moan or groan, or bitch, there is no escaping darlings...

I say- don't let Mondays get us down. Let's get our spirits up and moving again! Take a deep breath...Darlings and charge on, full steam ahead. And just in case you find it hard, here are some ways to chase the Monday blues away...with the fabulous Willam Bellini..........

I say let us all enjoy some beautiful style, some bright baubles, laying in furs, and enjoying some hard candy! Willam has really grown on alot of us, and for good reason, she doesn't take life serious, and knows how to have fun! Miss Thing has really come into her own since Drag Race, and is becoming queen of the song parody, like, Love You Like a Big Slong Baby, much better in my opinion then Selena Gomez's Love You Like A Love song Baby. Puts a smile on my face, as does the video.

 

Now, after the day, my favorite part will be reading your blogs, and enjoying some red wine. hopefully looking as fabulous as Willam!

Well, I just wanna have some FUN on Mondays from now on! Hoping you do the same!

A Christmas Tree Exhibition

It does appear to be that time again. Where does the time go, I wish I knew. I blame the comfy bed and the Hendricks. So this weekend was about getting the Casa du Borghese ready for the holiday season. It got me to thinking, I wonder what everybody else's tree looks like? I love trees, and all the colorful balls, they put me in such a happy mood! So I thought I would do a whole post of every bodies trees! No matter how artsy, fancy, plain, or just a twig! I got started this weekend. I am doing something different this year, outside the box, and I don't know what I got myself involved with. It took a while to decorate the Casa, and un-tangling the damn Christmas lights, so I had to break and have a Martini or six! I think the houseboys finished up. I was out.....

So more on my spread later. Here are the details. If you would like to submit your Christmas tree, or finery with us at the Casa, just drop a line and your photo to mistressborghese@yahoo.com by December 20 for a post to go up on Saturday, December 22. Or you can email me at the other address if you have that also. And for my Jewish folk, you can send in a picture of what ever it is you erect, a menorah, or your favorite dreidel! I can't wait to see what you all do! And Cali Boi, please try to keep in somewhat clean, like at least some mistletoe around "it" Look how presentable Mistress MJ,, from the Informanaic is below.....for once.

Rumors at The Bowery Hotel

 

Well it certainly didn't take long for the rumor mill to start ,since the Mistress was missing a couple days, busy with a work trip to New York City among other things. High on the list of rumors, from paparazzi and street passer-bys, who said the Mistress was seen going in and coming out of the Bowery Hotel. And so was the hot Todd Sanfield. Just because we were there the same time, and other hotel guest heard Julie London coming from a room, doesn't justify rumors. And I say Todd, errrrrr, I mean... the guests, say he looks hotter than ever, Upon entering the room this is what he looked like....or so I'm told...........

 

To make matters worse was the Mistress-like good bye note written in lipstick and sealed lips marks, one of my trademarks.

And then there was the Christian Louboutin heels found in the room. I do admit to being a huge connoisseur of a swank pair of Louboutins.

Well, whether or not I was there. you know I never kiss and tell!