The Mistress has returned to the Casa du Borghese. The poor dear has been busy with work, but nice to see had time to squeeze in a new updo, down at the salon, for the summer.
Hopefully the top half will now balance out the bottom half.
The Mistress should be with all momentarily.
Miss Anita Moorecock
Does that do come in nappy? Our 46th anniversary is coming up and I've run out of gift ideas for Balder Half. He'd probably think I was calling him a dickhead, so never mind. Welcome back, precious.
ReplyDeletedon't know about nappy...but definitely wet naps.
DeleteMs. Moorecock, I would like to apologize. I didn't realize that you wrote this post. I thought that Mads had gotten delusions of grandeur and was referring to himself in the third person. I didn't see your signature down there, all tiny and cute. Thank you for your service!
DeleteIt's about time Ms Moorecock do something around here.
DeleteWelcome back. Portions of that updo looks very much like Jeff Bezos' penis shaped rocket, but with the thrusters down rather than up.
ReplyDeletethe new style...the pocket rocket.
DeleteI not sure Shirley Benzo even has thrusters.
DeleteI have missed you for sure Miss Moorecock, I thought maybe you'd blown the coup! Now get the Mistress back here will ya? But the Mistress was always a trendsetter when it came to hair styles.
ReplyDeleteWell, my hair in getting in my face you see Agnes...I thought a updo was the order of the day.
DeleteWhy it looks like things are looking up!
ReplyDeleteXO and one for Jesus
Miss R
Welcome back! I've been waiting to see a post from you.
ReplyDeleteHair by Cock'n'Balls!
ReplyDeleteGreat new style! Welcome back. I trust you had a wondrous time at The Woods and then worked some miracles upon your return to the work sites. I kept an eye on the houseboys as you will see in an email I will send! I believe someone gave them warning that your presence was immanent. 😎
ReplyDeleteYou must have really cracked the whip on them Pat!
DeleteI'm pleased you noticed!
DeleteWelcome home, dear! So good of you to come... And that do! You certainly do 'do' it up right! I must say - I had to stare at it for the longest time... it reminded me of something... I can't put my finger on it... I mean, I could. But then, we all know where that leads, now don't we. Be a love and pop around soon with a bit of news - would love to hear all about your what what in woods. Were you wooed in the woods? I was wooed in the woods, once. Take it from me dear... once truly is never enough. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteOh why be coy and shy...I have the feeling you've had your finger on many big things...
DeleteWell, we can certainly see what on the Mistress's mind..
ReplyDelete...alas...always it seems.
DeleteI love a good cock-a-doddle doo!
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Some days I don't know who is worst...you or the Mistress? But must say being topped by a cock never looked better.
ReplyDeletethe mistress...by an inch.
DeleteI need this style for sure, but don't think my hairdresser would know where to start with it.
ReplyDeletemy guess would be the tip.
DeleteBoy, I just bet they had fun teasing that sucker.
ReplyDeleteHave I mentioned I always loved your cock?
ReplyDeleteGood. You can help me comb it out!
DeleteI have heard of bed head, but never dick head? Someone is going to have fun working that one out.
ReplyDeleteDickhead is a Brit term of abuse, usually used in reference to people who cut you up while driving or coming out of a minor road when you are bombing down the main road. The word is shouted out of the window of the car while the hand action goes from the forehead in a downward curve to indicate to the twazzock driver what you really think of him (and it is normally a man).
DeleteYou make it sound so elegant, Helen. Must be the accent.
DeleteI don't know which is worst...bed head or dick head.
DeleteAnd yes...Helen could swear like a drunken sailor and still make it sound elegant Deedles.
Party in the back indeed!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome home! That's a lovely dick head.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Ah, Ms Moorecock! The herald of things to cum!
ReplyDeleteThat's what worries me Mr DeVice...the heralding.....
DeleteTalk about giving head!
ReplyDeleteThat might be the winning comment of the day Kirk!!!!!
DeleteThat updo is smokin’ hot!
ReplyDeleteYay!
ReplyDeleteAnd such appropriate hairdo. Now, that's some hair!
XOXO
Welcome back. I hope the houseboys didn’t cause too many problems with the neighbors in your absence. I know they can get a little rowdy when they are unsupervised.
ReplyDeleteI don't think they broke any laws, but may have cracked a few.
DeleteNow, that's one interesting 'do.'
ReplyDeleteThat is an amazing photo, the more I look, the more I wonder. If I had the hair for that, would I?
ReplyDeleteLiving on the world side and make a statement I say.
DeleteYikes!
ReplyDeleteAre there two bags below that hairy version of Bezos' big dick, or just the one?
ReplyDeleteThe only bags he has are under his eyes I believe.
DeleteWelcome back, and how many gallons of Aqua-Net does it take to have that hair stand up?
ReplyDeleteSix cans!
DeleteCock on the brain, as usual... Jx
ReplyDeleteIt a nice switch from where it usually is.
DeleteWelcome back, Mistress! I was starting to wonder if the wolves had eaten you....
ReplyDeleteThe "Dickhead Do" should be worn by every male Republican Senator -- I'm sure the Japanese company that manufactures Sumo wrestlers' wigs would welcome new business, LOL!
Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteWhat Tundra Bunny said!
ReplyDelete