Tuesday, March 16, 2021

TODAY'S CHUCKLE

 The Mistress was in a good and giving mood today, so I have ordered gifts for all the Republicans in  Congress.

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26 comments:

  1. Jon3/15/2021

    Some people need to apply this liberally! Jx

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  2. Deedles3/15/2021

    Does it work on ass holes, too? Walking hemo.., hema..hemor..., piles, can be such a problem. Preparation H is not strong enough.

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    1. Mistress Maddie3/16/2021

      Oh dear. I have the feeling that would be a big disaster Deedles.

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    2. Deedles3/16/2021

      Your point being? Plug up both ends and the crap doesn't spew out. Wait awhile, and maybe a pressure explosion will occur. Fingers crossed.

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    3. Mistress Maddie3/16/2021

      And who going to clean up that mess?????

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  3. anne marie in philly3/15/2021

    LOVE! use extra strength on marjorie taylor greene and lauren boebert and madison cawthorn - those GQP punks have B-I-G MOUTHS!

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  4. Pearly Gates3/15/2021

    I hope you gave double bottles to Green, Cruz and Hawley.

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    1. Anitia Moorecock3/15/2021

      cruz is so stupid, he'd get confused and stick it on his asshole.

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    2. Mistress Maddie3/16/2021

      If I used it on Greens lips...she'd never talk again.

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    3. Deedles3/16/2021

      They'd all probably have a racist rant about it being "Gorilla" glue. Priorities.

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  5. the dogs' mother3/15/2021

    chortle!

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  6. Bob3/15/2021

    We're going need truckloads!!!

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  7. Debra She Who Seeks3/15/2021

    Hahahahahaha, good one!

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  8. Moving with Mitchell3/15/2021

    Wouldn't you just LOVE to be able to do this. We could repackage it!

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  9. Breenlantern3/15/2021

    Just put some on Frump's ass...it'll still wind up on the lips of all the top Repuglicans.

    Sassybear
    www.idleeyesandadormy.com

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    1. Mistress Maddie3/16/2021

      He does seem to be the ultimate wind machine.

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  10. The Midnight Magpie3/15/2021

    I think most of the US polictians could use a gorilla glue Chapstick.

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  11. Xersex3/16/2021

    impressive!

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  12. Helen Lashbrook3/16/2021

    I fear that far too many Repugnants are following der Trumpenfuhrer's lead and are using it as hair spray - that poor girl who got pilloried on social media was only doing what the orange twazzock has always done.

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  13. Sixpence Notthewiser3/16/2021

    Ohhh get several boxes!
    There's plenty RepubliQAnons that need it!

    XOXO

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  14. Travel3/16/2021

    I wonder if they sell that in 55 gallon barrels.

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  15. Ms Scarlet3/16/2021

    Maybe this will work for some of our politicians too!
    Sx

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  16. SickoRicko3/16/2021

    If only they'd use it.

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  17. Janie Junebug3/16/2021

    How very kind of you, darling. May I help them apply it to all of their orifices? I'll be so very gentle.

    Love,
    Janie

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  18. Robzilla3/16/2021

    I'd love to see them try to put this in their hair, too.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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