Tuesday, August 6, 2019

AV REVOIR, POUR L'INSTANT

Yes, dear ones....us bitches are off again for the seaside's!!!!
The clan and I are off for stops at that lovely little spigot of land known as Provence Town, and then wrapping around to the magical island of Fire! With much packing,(and I know what your thinking...how hard is it to pack tee's and square cuts and some unmentionables) I didn't have time to make my rounds, and with work upon getting back, then rolling off to Rehoboth Beach and two more dates in the Poconos, I may not be back till after Labor Day. I'm even taking Miss Moorecock, but if she doesn't behave, I'm pushing her off the whale watch!!!  I have one post scheduled and will post here and there if I have time.

But worry not, with the houseboys gone too, my dear Jake was kind enough to come watch the Casa du Borghese, to float in the pool with you and share his large melon......

And hit a few balls with you and give lessons on my lovely courts!

Enjoy the rest of summer!
Tootles for now💋

45 comments:

  1. I think I’ll go assist in the housesitting. Have a great August!

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    1. You're not fooling anyone, Scoot! You just want to tuck in Jake's shorts pocket!

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  2. Mon dieu! I would like to spank some balls with Jake! Have lovely time at the shore. What else is August good for? Send postcards. A bientot!

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  3. I'm awaiting your arrival. Barstool at boatslip👌 tanker of gin 👌 supply of hot men for squiring 👍 good times lined up👍 we even have a banner!

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    1. What does it say, over a million served?

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  4. LABOR DAY!!!!!!!!! NO that's way to long.but have a good time if you must.

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  5. I must be the first to tell you, you bitches look FABULOUS! And do we have to reserve Jake for lessons? I may need a few days honey.

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  6. I'll say it again...NOT TILL AFTER LABOR DAY!!!!!! What trouble could you POSSIBLY get into gone that long???

    *gets bail money ready*

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    1. We will probably have to set up one of those GoFundMe thingies, Empress!

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  7. Bon voyage, Mon cher. X

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  8. Jake and that melon make me feel the tingle of summer, that’s for sure!
    Have fun with the boys and make sure you document the trip (that Mensa tons of pics in swimming trunks)

    XoXo

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  9. hug miss pearly and miss moorecock for me. have tons of fun, bitch! :)

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    1. I believe the mistress said she plans to stuff two cantaloupes down her shirt first than hug me as you? Is that about right?

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    2. um, yeah, that would be the size of it.

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  10. I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time. I'll be floating naked in the pool awaiting your return.

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  11. You're bringing unmentionables? Oh, no! You finally gave in to the magnetism and allure of crocs!
    As for Jake, I do love sharing a large melon! Have fun. We will be on the road and camping again this week. Petaluma. A far cry from Fire Island. More like Arthritis Atoll or Magnesia Mountain. We be old, damnit! I will miss you, but at the rate summer is moving, Labor Day will be here in no time.

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    1. Now I realize the Mistress is gone Deedles, but I wouldn't mention that C word to loudly. I think she has this place bugged, and then she'll strip you title.

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    2. You're right Ms Agnes. *Sigh* so much for the mice playing while the cat's away! I'll be good.

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  12. Have a fun and safe trip!
    xoxoxoxoxo :-)

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  13. On man.....does thos mean I wont be getting any nude pictures?? And I'll take Ms.Moorecock dont throw her over board. Love the picture of you bitches above.

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    1. Time for us....you already get your share bitch.

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  14. I want to eat watermelon! O.O
    Ok tone it down, you're just having waaaay too much fun this summer! Enjoy and pictures, don't forget to take pictures. Unmentionables??? Since when did you get shy? I don't think there's anything you haven't exposed to us... thankfully. ;p

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  15. I'm sure My Dear Mistress Maddie .. you will have a better climate than down here in the Banana Repubic that I live in.. Enjoy the Travels

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  16. Gosh. A holiday. You've worked soooo hard lately, you deserve it. Indeed. Jx

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  17. What took you so long to take off again?

    And Jake. I'm sure he can help me with my jack hand, I mean back hand.

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  18. safe journey to you and yours!

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  19. Oh my....at this rate you may be back bedore Christmas? I think after all that travel I 'd be wiped out! How do you do it child?

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  20. Oh, Lenore! What a fabulous yet tiring life you live. The pictures of the bitches had my rolling with laughter. Which one is you? Packing can be so stressful! I wish you all the best, but how hard can your scant clothes be to pack? We look forward to any nuggets you throws us, but other wise I will miss you as usual.

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  21. No moss growing beneath your feet Maddie! I KNOW you will have a good time. And to think, our ships almost passed in P-town!

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    1. Wouldn't you mean two swords crossing?

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  22. I have always had dachshunds so I love the top picture!!!!!! I'm lifting it. Have a fabulous time, but I can't keep track if your coming or going.

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  23. Have fun in P-Town, and maybe you'll run into Sassybear and Jeffrey there?

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  24. Have a lovely time, m'dear!!
    Sx

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  25. How much can debauchery can one person have? And if you do push Ms Moorecock over board, can I apply for the position?

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  26. I could stand a game of tennis with Jake. Although, I probably couldn't stand in those boots - not for very long, anyway.

    Happy holidays, Mistress!

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  27. I can't wait to hear the stories. with all you gay men in a house at those beach points....that's got to GET REAL INTRESTING!

    Will miss you but have a blast.

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  28. I trust you are having a delightful time. Go easy on the gin when heading out to the beach!

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  29. I'm ready for my tennis close up Mr. DeMille

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  30. I hope you packed plenty of sunscreen! With climate change that sun can be brutal on your unmentionables 😉

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  31. Hope you having a good time, we are just awaiting the scandalous headlines! I have been enjoying Jake in between practice. His back hand is quite something.

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  32. J'espère que vous avez un temps pétrissablement délicieux, même si votre manqué.

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