Thursday, September 13, 2018

SWISH SWISH, I'M BACK!

OHMYGOSH!!!!!
 It seems like I have been gone forever, or have I???? While I'm back a day or two ago, who knows.... and had a glorious time....much to share...it will be days before I'm caught up and get around to visit my peeps, plus I'm informed, my dessert is waiting for me.

In the meantime, shake those asses  and enjoy this ditty. I had the honor to do a impromptu performance with Pearly Gates in P-Town to this song. Guess who did the Nicki Minaj part?  It was a great song to do ball too. I channeled my inner Elektra Abundance. SNAP! 


Returning soon...….or later.

43 comments:

  1. I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch oh, the bitch is back
    Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
    I can bitch, I can bitch 'cause I'm better than you
    It's the way that I move, the things that I do oh

    I entertain by picking brains
    Sell my soul, by dropping names
    I don't like those! My God, what's that!
    Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.


    Look out, Dame Elton John!

    Jx

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    1. Did you enjoy my dessert before me dear?

      How I have missed you.

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  2. so that was YOU who blew in and NOT hurricane florence?

    thank the dogs and cats you're back. the houseboyz disappeared and the gin tanks are empty again.

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    1. Hurricane Maddie would be devastatingly fabulous, not like that bitch Flo that's coming to our house!

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    2. I swear Bob make me blush at times.

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  4. I have no problem shaking my ass to that song then I'll kiss you....YOUR BACK! I love that song too.

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  5. Glad to see you home safe and sound! Hope a good time was had by all. xoxoxoxoxo

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  6. Welcome back, Mistress! No one swishes like you!

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  7. Welcome Back!

    I can't wait to hear of your adventures!

    And updates on your local wild kingdom!

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  8. Well....its about damn time. You probably do need a special dessert to calm you over the shape the casa is in.

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  9. Yay! I'm glad you're back. So... how long before you take the next trip?

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  10. My Gawd - I thought you had run away with some dashing caballero and left us all in the dust. Welcome home!

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  11. It's about time! Life was getting so boring without you.

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  12. Welcome home! I hope you skipped the light fandango, turned cartwheels across the floor and was delightfully naughty for the duration of your getaway.

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    1. I'm guessing there was a lot of hozonial mumbo.

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    2. Well I did enjoy the outdoor shower more then I should have.

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  13. Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its been too long. Did I just say that?

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  14. Welcome back! Now tell us all about it . . . details we want to hear the details.

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  15. You WERE gone forever. Or, yes, so it seemed. Missed you. Hope you had a fabulous time. Hugs

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  16. It seems like an eternity since you were here last I missed you. Can't wait to hear of the trips.

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  17. I repeat, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

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  18. Now were you standing or on your back for most of it?

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    1. probably on her knees repenting for her sins...

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    2. Committing new ones, more like. Jx

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    3. I never travel without my holy water and knee pads.

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  19. I was getting ready to send out a search squad. I hope you had a sinfully good time.

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  20. Now what we need to know is did you wear any clothes, and how expensively dark are you?

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  21. Welcome back! The houseboys missed you so much, as did we! Have a great weekend.

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  22. Glad you are home safe, sound and happily reunited with us , your sweet peeps. Can't wait to hear about the trips. Also hope there is at least one ass shot?

    xoxo

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  23. *puts feet up and slams back a few drinks*

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  24. welcome back! i bet your trip was extraordinary!

    I'm envious.

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  25. oh darling,

    I'm so glad you are back! And I'm hoping you enjoyed yourself!

    i missed all your posting!

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  26. Remind me never to eat Jello at The Casa. Welcome back.
    JP

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  27. Now that you back, if you'd like me to take the hung houseboy off your hands for a rest. I'd be glad too. Hope you had amazing trips.

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  28. YAY!!!!! More daily debauchery and visual delights!!!!!!

    Is it dessert night already?

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  29. Welcome back. You've been missed.

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  30. Well, can't say I missed you since I saw you, but I'll be glad when I go online now and your there again.

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  31. Welcome back Mistress!!!!!!

    We too got back from Bora Bora, but then you were gone! It seems forever we all were together. Our trip was simply glorious, never having been to the South Pacific. Put it on your bucket list. I will look with anticipation to hearing about your trips dear. What a relaxing month it's been.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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