LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I can see at least one point that got him the job.
His books on the shelves - are they for him to colour-in, or just for the pictures? 'Cos in the words of Harvey Fierstein: "If that boy has a brain cell, there is no god." Jx
Hell, there just cover books, they aren't even real. The boys have way to much to get done round here.
Oh my, he's a handful ... or two.
I'm definitely a yes man. Just so you know.
I NEVER would have guess that.
What in the hell is in the water there?
Is that a air pocket?
Oh, do let me help him with that package! You wouldn't want him to get hurt. Safety First!
Your hired as the safety director of these boys!
Rather adorably, he seems confused by the bulge in his pants. Help him out, Mistress, there's a dear.
Actually, I think he believes there is braille on his undies.
He has idle hands for himself, Mistress! Can he play pitcher as well as receiver?
I'm busy currently could you find out for me dear?
I bet you picked out the wardrobe!
Oh my. Oh my. Oh my.
Oh, I would certainly say "yes." to him, and to you! Hugs!!!
Have you considered opening a houseboy temp service dear?
You know with so many houseboys, I'd be happy to take the discarded ones off your hands.
My what legs, will he be the nut crack boy?
You definitely have one of the best looking staffs we've seen.
Maybe he is preparing for masturbate month???
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!