Thursday, February 4, 2016

HAVE YOU MET MY NEIGHBORS?

Last night was a social function down at the county club. As usual, I tried to be a pleasant life of the party, but upon existing the room, I could just feel the daggers of Phoebe Bixler and Hildegard Banigan ........
 
Is it my fault their husbands prefer my company?

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  1. Take it from me...it's hell being fabulous.

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  2. The way I see it, they should be glad their husbands were able to show them those extra tricks in bed.

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  3. are we surprised the dress looks like reptilian scales? hardly.

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  4. I always said the price one pays to be best dressed.

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  5. darling, those cunts are dried up old hags; they are just jealous that you still got it goin' on!

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  6. But... I bet you know how to make a great exit.
    JP

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  7. How long til the petals fall from the gown???

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    1. Those aren't petals. Those are prophylactics. Jx

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    2. By time there all gone, I look like a picked wilt brown eyes Susan!

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  8. You'd need a dress like that to cover your cock!

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  9. Why do I have the feeling there may be a houseboy under the dress?

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  10. Jealously of the neighborhood can be a terrible thing.

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  11. I love your dress. I get this all the time when I walk into the room. wives looking at me like I'm a piece of poo, and the husbands with their tongues out. Just rise above it, darling, you are better than they and that's why they hate you.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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