LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I'm guessing maybe he sold you his pants????
Or did I just take them?
That's our mistress, always helping out the economy.
I trust you ensured your sofa wasn't too warm? As I'm sure you wouldn't want anything to stick...
Well.....at least not to the sofa.
With that suit and white shirt, are you sure he wasn't a Mormon instead?
There was a book, but who had time to listen to his shtick?
I never get Jehovah's Witnesses that look like that.
I do....and that's been a problem......
No where near not enough hunky door to door salesman these days.
I'll really be in trouble if a underwear sales comes through.
I have the feeling he left more than his calling card.
Who knew the new format of calling cards these days.
I assume the rest of the afternoon had a few stiff ones and a cigarette after that!!!
Its like you were here!
There is just something about a muscular guy in glasses...........
I trust the wares he offered you were not as limp as his wrist.
And thank goodness that was all that was limp.
did he charge by the inch or by the pound?
Please.......i should have charged him by the pound!
I love me some sexy nerd.
Meeeeeeeee too! A MAJOR weakness.........
I'll just BET he came calling......MADDIE! MADDIE OH MADDIE!!!!!!!!
I had enough of your eavesdropping.
is he still enjoying his commission?
Please darling...after the dish he just had, he's out of commission.
If he wasn't selling Electrolux vacuums, I have the feeling suction was still involved?
Yeah.......im definitely living in the wrong neighborhood.
You must have the most popular house on the block! Hand him something quick, so he moves that hand.
Everytime I get a salesman, he turns out to be a bubba.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!