LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
please, Lisa Lampanelli would say, 'You've had more dick in you than a urinal in the mens room!
Your grossly overpaid.
Let me know if you find him. I've been looking for him myself.
That lady in the comic? I know just how she feels. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
doesn't EVERYONE want dick round midnight? or am I confusing "dick" with "gin"?
No wonder your so popular with the neighbors!
and i took you for someone who plans ahead.
More like plans around a head.
I hope that didn't happen after last call. ;-)
The way you're breathing, I hope he's got oxygen in his balls....
Did you get your dick, or just pants? Jx
I can't recall a Dick that ever got away
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!