Thursday, May 10, 2012

The Sack and Crack

Well greetings everybody!!!! Now last night I was talking to my friend Dj, who is also known here as Mistress Maddie's #1 Fan, who just got back from a whole month in Barcelona. Of course inquiring minds wanted to know how the men were. After hearing some of the stories, he said he was surprised some of the men were as hairy as they were, especially in the private, restricted areas. Well, I just couldn't believe it. The Mistress's few suitors I'm seeing right now are very tidy and trimmed, or aren't plain hairy at all. Now if there is one thing I can't stand, it a woolly mammoth!!! I'm talking hair everywhere!!! I don't mind hairy legs and arms, and a little on the chest, but I'm talking the back, rear and the jewels! Some hair is fine,like the guy in the video at the 44 second mark. Now that is sexy, but I don't care to see something bristly like a sos pad hitting my chin, and I already par take of dental floss for my teeth. So if there is a intrested suitor out there like J, opps,errrr, I meant, Gerald, yes that's it..... here is a nice, informative Mistress PSA for the care of the sack and crack! Welcome back MM #1 Fan, and happy trimming to y'all!!!

23 comments:

  1. Ooh er missus, I feel a swoon coming on.

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  2. well maybe I should send hubby to you for a lesson or two :)

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  3. thumbs down to that woman just for mentioning that dyke "the situation"

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  4. If you have to go 2-3 days without having sex, that's a serious problem!

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  5. woof! i love crack and sack.

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  6. LOL,LOL! You crack me up honey!!! Well... tell that to the person who doesn't want to give a blowjob, out of fear towards risk of choking on a hairball!!!! A man can retain his manly qualities without having unnecessary hair growth.

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    1. nothing worst than a hairball you can't get up!

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  7. I'm with you on this, I like hair, as long as it isn't a forest, I hate choking.....

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    1. Choking? What are you encountering to hit the gag reflex?

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  8. The feeling of my freshly shaved crown royal bag is amazing!

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  9. and these are the things on the mind of the Mistress!!!!

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    1. These things just come to me, I can't explain it. It's a gift.

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  10. got this done once, it was weird because i had a boner the whole time. Wouldn't do it again.

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  11. what's with Yellow Fang? she's in the beauty industry, but can't get her teeth fixed?

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  12. I'm going to show this to my boyfriend. Won't that be an awkward situation?

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  13. You always do a fine job on mine.

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  14. well, you know I can't stand hair on me, but others.......

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