LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
It will be a Merry Christmas after all.
No surprise there. He doesn't even need a list for you --- he knows exactly what to leave under the tree for you. 😘
If it's gin or a South American man...cant go wrong with either!
yep....gim, men and cock.
My list would be 100% chocolates (some of them with alcohol in them) if I believed in Father Christmas. But I grew up a very long time ago so I have to buy my own.
Every Christmas a friend of mine gifts me a box of chocolates that look like bottles...and have some nice "spirits" in them. They are delicious.
If he was REALLY Santa, he would just buy the store for you!
Can he pick up some peppermint bark at WS along with a bottle of pino noir?
I'll take a bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild, please.
We have to carry on somehow, if we must.
He's visiting your cellar already? There's two weeks to go yet. Jx
And that's just the back up cellar.
HAHAHAOh, it's gonna be expensive....LOLXOXO
I aint no cheap floozie. I cannot be bought for rot gut.
mistress...if he is taking care of your list, he's going to need a bigger sleigh.
Your right, some of the Hendricks Bottles can get big.
Santa please send a bottle of good booze and a handsome male flooze to me :-)
I like the way you think.
This reminds me of my favorite Christmas movie .... Billy Bob Thornton's Bad Santa.
😂😂😂😂😂 I believe this too!!!! I hope he has a bad sack.
Please, that’s not the real Santa. The real Santa would have a much bigger basket for you.
In every connotation of that word 😜 Jx
Hell, often times I need a trolly for the bottles myself. And yes, then there's the other basket then Jon so keenly thought of.
Oh Maddie, you SHALL go to the ball..... if Die Blogger-Polizei can be diverted somehow!
Or is it... be on a ball???
Oh the Tequila aisle for me please, Santa!
Your nose will be as red as Rudolph's.
Yes, please! xoxo (Coquitos are the drink of choice this year, sweepea!)
I should make them this season too, but I know they won't be as good as yours.
Haha! Old St. Nick knows how to make spirits bright!
And a very merry Christmas was had by all!Sx
It will be!
Anything by Hendrix, size extra large.
Oh, hunny... nothing makes the holidays go ho ho ho like booze or money! Kizzes.
The two can also make me get naked fast too. Hey......a buck is a buck.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!
No surprise there. He doesn't even need a list for you --- he knows exactly what to leave under the tree for you. 😘
ReplyDeleteIf it's gin or a South American man...cant go wrong with either!
Deleteyep....gim, men and cock.
DeleteMy list would be 100% chocolates (some of them with alcohol in them) if I believed in Father Christmas. But I grew up a very long time ago so I have to buy my own.
ReplyDeleteEvery Christmas a friend of mine gifts me a box of chocolates that look like bottles...and have some nice "spirits" in them. They are delicious.
DeleteIf he was REALLY Santa, he would just buy the store for you!
ReplyDeleteCan he pick up some peppermint bark at WS along with a bottle of pino noir?
ReplyDeleteI'll take a bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild, please.
ReplyDeleteWe have to carry on somehow, if we must.
ReplyDeleteHe's visiting your cellar already? There's two weeks to go yet. Jx
ReplyDeleteAnd that's just the back up cellar.
DeleteHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteOh, it's gonna be expensive....
LOL
XOXO
I aint no cheap floozie. I cannot be bought for rot gut.
Deletemistress...if he is taking care of your list, he's going to need a bigger sleigh.
ReplyDeleteYour right, some of the Hendricks Bottles can get big.
DeleteSanta please send a bottle of good booze and a handsome male flooze to me :-)
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think.
DeleteThis reminds me of my favorite Christmas movie .... Billy Bob Thornton's Bad Santa.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂 I believe this too!!!! I hope he has a bad sack.
ReplyDeletePlease, that’s not the real Santa. The real Santa would have a much bigger basket for you.
ReplyDeleteIn every connotation of that word 😜 Jx
DeleteHell, often times I need a trolly for the bottles myself. And yes, then there's the other basket then Jon so keenly thought of.
DeleteOh Maddie, you SHALL go to the ball..... if Die Blogger-Polizei can be diverted somehow!
ReplyDeleteOr is it... be on a ball???
DeleteOh the Tequila aisle for me please, Santa!
ReplyDeleteYour nose will be as red as Rudolph's.
ReplyDeleteYes, please! xoxo (Coquitos are the drink of choice this year, sweepea!)
ReplyDeleteI should make them this season too, but I know they won't be as good as yours.
DeleteHaha! Old St. Nick knows how to make spirits bright!
ReplyDeleteAnd a very merry Christmas was had by all!
ReplyDeleteSx
It will be!
DeleteAnything by Hendrix, size extra large.
ReplyDeleteOh, hunny... nothing makes the holidays go ho ho ho like booze or money! Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteThe two can also make me get naked fast too. Hey......a buck is a buck.
Delete