TODAYS ADVICE....

...I've long said....

Yes, I'm late half the time. And when I get the comment made, I simply give the up and down look over, and say Better late then ugly. 

Now that is SHADE.

JOAN, FAYE & I ....

... have much in common!

Me, listening to a Celine Dion record.

AND JUST LIKE THAT....

And no, I have not seen the new incarnation since the original ended. 

M'M M'M GOOD!

I just knew Shirley had good aim!

Let's hope all that sodium continues to build up in Baby Hewie....

BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS

 I came across a selection of books to send to DC and the politicians...

One just for the women of the GOP.....

One was even written for the Mistress!

MADAME LuPONE

 I think I have a whole new admiration for the talented Patti LuPone!

BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY

 ...OR DO THEY?

The exact moment when the dump realized he wouldn't be Pope Don the Con Paul III.

The exact moment when Mark Carney told the dump he can't and will never have Canada.

Me thinks someone needs to slap this hissy fitting little bitch but good. 

THE NEXT HOSTESS

 

SAINTHOOD AND A THOUGHT

Did you all hear about the new Sainthood? Yes, there is a new Saint!

And here's a thought...

In other news, I have been blocked on Instagram from commenting my thoughts to Kari Lake. I guess the truth hurts.

AMERICAN HORROR STORY

Im all for this one!!!!!

I think we need a palette cleanser after that. Enjoy houseboy Alex....as you can see; I adore him...

CHUCKLES

You know what I said to one of my gentleman suitors the other night? I said "Chadwick, you're like a slinky. You have no real purpose, and it would give me a great pleasure to push you down a flight of stairs."

Valentine's Day was last week, and the Lad texted and asked if he could be my Valentine." I said hell no you can't, for medical reasons." He said " What? What medical reasons? I said to him, Yes, for medical reasons, because you make me sick." Then he told me he got his taxes done on Valentines Day. And I said, "Why is that Adrien" He said, " Well, it was the only way I was going to get fucked." And then you know what he said? " You know Mistress, before you I had a boyfriend in every state. I said, "Yeah, right Adrien. State of denial, State of regret and State of remorse."

And then do you know what he said to me last night? The smart ass. "Mistress, how do you communicate with a MAGA Republican anti vaxxer?" And I said, "How Adrien" And he said, "Through a Ouija Board." Then he asked me if a knew what bordered on stupidity? I said, What Adrien? And he said, Canada and Mexico."

What really goes in in the Ovel Office....

While having coffee with my good friend Mame the other day she asked if I'd heard about the MAGA Republican that got rushed to the hospital by shoving 30 toy horses up his ass. I said, "Really Mame? How's his condition?" Mame said, "Stable." But I shared with her a study I read. It said that 50% of MAGA men don't fall asleep right after sex. Mame said, I wonder why? I said," Because, they still have to drive home from their mistress's house."

Even Warbucks is something else. He told me the other night on the phone if I ever need a kidney transplant, he'd donate me one of his. I said, "This is an awful conversation, but that is nice to know, but what if my body doesn't except it." And he said, Oh, Mistress, I'm not worried, your body hasn't rejected any organ in the last 15 years."

COULDN'T RESIST

 

When the honeymoon is over!!!!

If you were here for the Monday Moments and saw the evil queen gif, and your familiar with the Game of Thrones and the scene with the Lady Olena played by the fabulous Diana Rigg...it is a dream of mine to relive it my way. " I'd hate to die like trump. Clawing at my neck, foam and bile spilling from my mouth, eyes blood red, skin purple and orange. Must have been a horrible scene for the republican party and his family. It was horrible enough for me, a shocking scene. Not at all what I intended. You see, I'd never played with or seen the poison work before. Tell the Party, I want them to know it was me."

A boy can dream.