THE LAD

 
You know, I was just thinking.  The Lad and I have met, and have this partnered? dating? having sex with each other? I'm not sure how we label it, but it works. It's been years, longer than I have been tied to or invested that much time into a man. I met him at the Raven, just as I came out of my long-term relationship with the ex. At my ever-faithful Raven, When his friend left him there, I told him he could come to my pied de terre, and his friend could pick him up there. Long story short, the friend was totally intoxicated and was at the Raven in a room unbeknownst to us, so I said stay here till we head back that night for the club. Needless to say, we knocked ankles and everything else the whole afternoon and early evening. That was almost 14 years ago. And boy, things have not changed.

For example, The Lad said to me the other night, Mistress, why don't you ever tell me when you're having an orgasm? And I said, Adrien, you specially told me to never call you at the office.

Saturday night he said to me, Mistress, am I the only one you have had sex with recently? I said Oh God Adrien... yes....I told you all the others were 9's and 10's.

 I told him the other night if you buy me one more stupid present, I'm going to burn it!!! You know what he got me next? A candle.

But the Lad can be such a smart ass. The other day he asked me what's the difference between herpes and the British Royal Family? I said, What Adrien?  He said it's easier to get rid of herpes.

Then he asked me what do you call a blonde who dies her hair brunette? I said what Adrien? He said Artificial Intelligence

And boy can he be such a pig. Sunday night after sex he asked me if I knew how a guy has a high sperm count. I said no how dear. He said, Well the person has to chew before they swallow.

But never fear I'm just as bad. I said, Adrien you're so unattractive I'm going to have to stop drinking my gin. He said, Really Mistress? I says , Yes, I don't want to see two of you!

But then.... maybe I do!

I guess I'll resign the contract for another 5 years.

PSA

 

I always do my housework in the nude. It gives me incentive to clean the mirrors.

MOOD BOARD

 This Mood Board couldn't reflect a mood any better. Have you ever had a weekend so relaxing you couldn't get out of the horizonal position on Monday? I was back in Bucks County for the weekend right before the snow hit. Caught up with Lumbersexual Saturday. The Lad was here for a visit also, as he has some family business to tend too. Having him and the Lumbersexual meet was quite something and had my mind wondering over all kinds of delightful naughty thoughts. But with the snow we had lovely winters walk in town. Almost went to Fonthill but passed. I may wonder up there today. A walk up at the lake with Lumbersexual. A most calm and peaceful walk as sunset was hitting. Some usual suspects were out. We all almost caught a movie at the County cinema, but they were closed because of the weather. I have yet been to a movie since the pandemic hit. And I got coffee in bed today from the Lad, who went back to sleep. I wonder if he knows a morning blow job gives a man more energy than a cup of coffee? 

Cock-a-tails at the Salt House is always a good thing.

Bouvier knows not to be on the feeders. Caught red pawed!

HERE COMES MONDAY

I won't lie, I do not look forward to this Monday!!!!! Let's just get it over with. shall we??? Last week was a long week, but a fun one. The work load for me has dropped to quiet till after the New Year now, so I am using some personal days before I lose them. Last week saw me in New York City for our usual, tour of windows... then there was the Madame X concert, which as predicted Madge was 40 minutes late for. I will say she sang great...but one could tell she was taking her pain in stride and held back a little, but she was still pretty amazing for being her age and in pain!!!! Thank goodness I was off the next day. Then this weekend found me out of town to visit the Lad in Virginia. Not only did a get the three gifts I have to get each year done, but we had the second Christmas party to attend too. It was called the "X"mas Party. Dress code: jock straps only. I won't beat around the bush, it was a sinfully good time...filled with many sight, grabs, strap cracks and more then a few cup grabs. There may even have been a ménage a toi.... but I'm much to shy to divulge details. Why I'm blushing as I type this..... This Mondays Moments are some sights from around the last week....

Philadelphia Museum

Elfreth's Alley

Boathouse Row

Wanamaker's Organ and Light show

Dillworth Plaza

Cock-a-tails at the Beekmam Hotel In NYC

Excellent seats too!

When I got to the Lads he complimented me on my layering of clothes. He said I looked handsome but so layered...to which I replied,  Clothes make absolutely no sense, unless they inspire men to take them off you"  By Saturday night it was a different story....

Christmas Sugar Plums!!!

There now...we all awake???

Happy Monday All!

THE BODY BEAUITFUL

While we are still in the throws of cold transitioning of winter into spring...mind you, mild but far from the prefect spring summer hot weather I enjoy, yesterday I got a text from the Lad who is on vacation in Mexico. The hag had the nerve to send me a picture of the sun tanning ritual. 

Talk about rubbing salt in the wounds. I said just hurry back so I can use that ass for my laptop stand. I think we can use some inspiration to get the weekend started...like some Salt and Pepa. This song always inspires moi, to sing in the mirror, love your body dears, were all beautiful in our on way, carry yourself like a queen, and you will attact a king. It's all good, from the front to the back, two snaps in the back for a body like that.

WEEK'S END

I don't know about you kitties, but I sure am glad it's the week end, and time to relax this weekend. And my ever faithful Lad sent me his weekly text and he cooccurred.

Him and his backside are too things I just adore. I love me some hot crossed buns!!!! So bring on the weekend.

GLAMPING FINALE

Well this Saturday saw me and the Lad up in the Pocono's at the Woods Campground for a birthday party for the day and night, for a friend of ours. A good time had by all, the feel of autumn was much more evident up there then at the Casa. I'm not usually up there this late, but it was yet another weekend jaunt get away. Even though less crowded, it was still a good time.

I'm sure the café waitress are glad the season is almost over. 

Mrs. Willis showing off her autumnal glamping look.

Someone's pool flamingo is packed and ready to go for next season.

I don't know who he is, but he was quite the ham for letting me take his picture. We won't discuss what I did to get said picture.

Is there anything better than a autumnal campfire?

Why yes, yes I did have some gin and thought it a good idea to get naked.... and the Lad even captured me warming my backside. Funny I didn't hear any complaints.

I will miss this fabulous bear and her chapeau creations! He knows how to melt my heart.

Who doesn't love a glow paint party?

Do you believe this? Even this skeleton said it was this big of a bone. 

Size Queen.

I was very impressed by the birthday boy's handstand effort. 10, 10 10 across the board.

One final shot before our departure this evening. 

This really is one of my happy places.

LOVE IS IN THE AIR

This weekend the Lad and I, and along with other friends had a wedding to go of our good friends Jeff and Louis. Not only was it glorious weather for the event, and it was so cool to be having such a great affair during Pride month also ,and the venue was downright breathtaking. We went early as Preston was the photographer,  and he knew I'd love walking around before the event.

Jardin de Buis is one of the most stunning estate  and greenhouse venues I've seen maybe EVER, let alone in New Jersey, located just an hour outside of New York City, feels like you're transported to the French countryside. It truly is the perfect place for unforgettable "I-do's" as it offers a myriad of indoor and outdoor spaces - a manor house  a grand hall barn, two formal glass greenhouses, an orangerie, a formal potager garden, as well as extensive grounds for outdoor events.The gardens and landscape are part of an ongoing project begun in 1992 as a complete renovation and expansion of an eighteenth-century dairy farm on thirty-five acres. The original four structures and a single wooded hedge-row was all that was left of the abandoned farm in the heart of deer country. The gardens closest to the barn and manor house complex were structured around three courtyards formed by the barns, stone walls, and boxwood.

 Continuing around the house is a thyme garden that leads to the eastern court with the pond and white garden.  The greenhouses was salvaged from Rutgers University and designed around an English-style orangery. It is solar powered and heated. Behind the cow shed there is a nursery of boxwood collected from around the world. The place is also rustic at the same time, and architectural tidbits of sorts all over.

 It was rather one of the most beautiful events I'd been too and must say even got a bit teary eyed. It was that beautiful of a day.  And such lovely touches.

The handsome couple. Congratulations my friends!

 I adored the place cards table.

It was a late afternoon wedding, and there was not one , but two cock-a-tail hours...my type of event... and the reception and outdoor dancing was still going on when we left, going for a quarter pass 11pm.... we would have stayed, but we had the drive back to Bucks County. And to answer yesterdays post question, I did indeed end up dressing. A rare moment was caught when the Lad had to actually adjust my attire for a change.

Not sure why, but was touched the Lad took notice to my collar. I finally may have got him trained. A thanks to Preston for all the pictures in this post. He was also the photographer of the day.