I received THIS, THIS....from Travel Penguin in my email.....
EEEEEKKKKK NO!!!!!! I sent a reply to him to go back and burn those bastard things!!!! CROCS! CROCS!!!! He may be lucky if he isn't banned from the Casa du Borghese, or in the very least, will have to use the back entrance. CROCS he sends. Where are my smelling salts! Get the fainting chaise ready!!!! Bring me a STONG BROMIDE WITH GIN!!!!
This will require at least a half year of therapy .....
just to get the post done, why, why...I'm felling fain..........
HOUSEBOYS!!!! HOUSEBOYS!!!! Your Mistress needs you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot even if you squint your eyes and blur the image and concentrate on the colors are these grotesque abominations acceptable. No No, Not ever!!! If I were in an airplane and saw this picture, I'd be using the puke bag.
ReplyDeleteThat makes two of us! Gawd, I hate those things.
DeleteHorrid things! Have a VERY large gin. That should help. X
ReplyDeleteYES!!!!!!! I had a friend break her ankle twice wearing those things. I hope your well my dear! I have thoughts of you at this spring time.
DeleteI think I laughed loud enough to wake the neighbors. And yes, Houseboys will find a way to revive you.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to need you to come out back here...we need to have a discussion my dear.......
DeleteTake a deep breath, then grab your bedazzler and a couple of feathers and in no time at all your dancing feet will be crocolicious!
ReplyDeleteI may need you to join Travel and I out back David! THIS MINUTE!
DeleteLast week, the weather has not quite turned acceptable; still wet, puddles of slush, etc. Went into the local Walmart and I saw some t'ween schlepping along in his crocs and pajama bottoms, and I was wondering who let him out of the house like that. Then his Dad came around the corner... in pajama bottoms and FLIP FLOPS. My inner voice got out; I heard "Oh, dear God! Wow!" before I realized my mouth was moving.
ReplyDeleteHe and his parents should be beaten silly with CROCS till there sore!!!!! But then that was Walmart.......LMAO!!!!!!
DeleteI am proud to have NEVER EVER worn Crocs. Although I am not deadly allergic to them the way you are, Mistress. Quick, get your Gin EpiPen!
ReplyDeleteQUICK! Give me another prick!!!!!!
DeleteI went out yesterday for a new pair of casual shoes and Carlos came along. As I tried on shoes I saw him wandering the aisles and picking up a pair here and a pair there. Then he held up a pair and said:
ReplyDelete"Are these crocs?"
I lied and said, "No, they don't sell crocs here."
Then I hustled him out of the store.
He already has a pair he wears ONLY inside the house!!!!!
I can smell them from here. I never liked them. Then I bought a pair for around the house. Now I hate them.
ReplyDelete....and me? The bisexual fashion disaster? I just bought a pair in lavender blue. (backs away sloooowly)
ReplyDeleteAnd you too....could you join us out back my dear...... this is not the kind of trouble I thought you'd give me.
DeleteIt could be worse. Imagine those with tube socks.
ReplyDeleteWell. I WAS feeling better!!!
DeleteBeggars belief.
ReplyDeleteHow could anybody put that on their feet and how can anyone walk without heels ! impossible !
Exactly! I walk better in heels.
DeleteThat has to be one of the scariest images I've seen in a long time, sweetpea!! Robby's comment made me laugh because I have seen that abomination in real life! xoxo
ReplyDeleteserious business to be reduced to using the back entrance of the casa du borghese. for once it's not me.
ReplyDeleteAnyone hear from the Mistress yet??? She must be stilling getting mouth to mouth from the houseboys.
ReplyDeleteWell, I am still a bit faint......
DeleteThis made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I glad. I had a heart attack.
DeleteThere's only one response to those hideous things - a flamethrower. Jx
ReplyDeleteJust where in hell is MJ when we need back up????
DeleteBusy planning to post something - anything - to mark the TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY of Infomaniac, one would hope. I'm not holding my breath... Jx
DeleteCrocs, the gift for people you love to hate.
ReplyDeleteI’ll be sure to send a truck load of crocs to Trump and his cabinet. Afterall Trump does have a shoe fetish, just ask JD Vance. :-)