I received THIS, THIS....from Travel Penguin in my email.....
EEEEEKKKKK NO!!!!!! I sent a reply to him to go back and burn those bastard things!!!! CROCS! CROCS!!!! He may be lucky if he isn't banned from the Casa du Borghese, or in the very least, will have to use the back entrance. CROCS he sends. Where are my smelling salts! Get the fainting chaise ready!!!! Bring me a STONG BROMIDE WITH GIN!!!!
This will require at least a half year of therapy .....
just to get the post done, why, why...I'm felling fain..........
HOUSEBOYS!!!! HOUSEBOYS!!!! Your Mistress needs you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot even if you squint your eyes and blur the image and concentrate on the colors are these grotesque abominations acceptable. No No, Not ever!!! If I were in an airplane and saw this picture, I'd be using the puke bag.
ReplyDeleteHorrid things! Have a VERY large gin. That should help. X
ReplyDeleteI think I laughed loud enough to wake the neighbors. And yes, Houseboys will find a way to revive you.
ReplyDeleteTake a deep breath, then grab your bedazzler and a couple of feathers and in no time at all your dancing feet will be crocolicious!
ReplyDeleteLast week, the weather has not quite turned acceptable; still wet, puddles of slush, etc. Went into the local Walmart and I saw some t'ween schlepping along in his crocs and pajama bottoms, and I was wondering who let him out of the house like that. Then his Dad came around the corner... in pajama bottoms and FLIP FLOPS. My inner voice got out; I heard "Oh, dear God! Wow!" before I realized my mouth was moving.
ReplyDeleteI am proud to have NEVER EVER worn Crocs. Although I am not deadly allergic to them the way you are, Mistress. Quick, get your Gin EpiPen!
ReplyDeleteI went out yesterday for a new pair of casual shoes and Carlos came along. As I tried on shoes I saw him wandering the aisles and picking up a pair here and a pair there. Then he held up a pair and said:
ReplyDelete"Are these crocs?"
I lied and said, "No, they don't sell crocs here."
Then I hustled him out of the store.
He already has a pair he wears ONLY inside the house!!!!!
I can smell them from here. I never liked them. Then I bought a pair for around the house. Now I hate them.
ReplyDelete....and me? The bisexual fashion disaster? I just bought a pair in lavender blue. (backs away sloooowly)
ReplyDeleteIt could be worse. Imagine those with tube socks.
ReplyDeleteBeggars belief.
ReplyDeleteHow could anybody put that on their feet and how can anyone walk without heels ! impossible !
That has to be one of the scariest images I've seen in a long time, sweetpea!! Robby's comment made me laugh because I have seen that abomination in real life! xoxo
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