MOOD BOARD

Another Monday! Futher down, 

I think Dame Anna Wintour sums up my feeling on Monday.

Yep, this is the one.

My. does he wear jeans well!

Happy Monday in November everyone.

HALLOWEEN JAUNT

 

By the time this goes to press, the Mistress will be halfway to Rehoboth Beach on her broom for some debauchery, merriments and frolic for the Sea Witch Festive and Parade. I've been going to Rehoboth Beach for close to 29 years and last year was the first time we ever did the Sea Witch, and it was a blast, so we are doing it again. And since, yes, gulp, it's my 55 birthday Saturday, I'm being whisked there by some of the gang, where I'm told we'll be staying at our favorite B&B, doing a couple dinners and a day of leisure and pamper on Friday at a spa for the works, and of course the parade itself on Saturday. I told them that's all too much. Two very sexy South Americans with great assets and cocks, in my room before bed, would have sacrificed!!!! I have just the spells to try out! 

I'll return mostly likely Monday since I'll still be off work for a few days...

if I survive.

You have no idea how this picture sums up my face on my birthdays.

RED RIDING HOOD

 It seems today I start my 51st trip around the sun!!! Goodness gracious who'd thought. But age doesn't bother me as long as I look nowhere near my age, feel my age, or have pains...and so far, so good on all three fronts. I don't have anything to complain of...I enjoy my new job still, I still attract the boys, I'm able to go and come as I please, have no heath ills, and over all... enjoy life most days. Granted there are things I used to be able to do, but I won't mention that here!!!!! The body doesn't isn't as bendy as it once was. I often think of dear Mae West this day, "You only live life once, but if you do it right, once is enough." And but of course..."Men are my hobby. If I married, I'd have to give it up." For my birthday, I plans most every night to go to dinner, as friends are taking me out....and a few weeks ago when in New Hope, my friend Preston joined us. I wanted him to capture some pictures of me, that would capture the feeling of the season for me, since Halloween is a favorite time of the year, and I was supposed to be born on Halloween, and also, my love of nature. I knew of a nice location. Well, he came up with a wonderful idea and he sent me a few of the set yesterday, before one of the actual sizes arrive.

His idea and capture were excellent!!!!! I had a wonderful time. I loved that he caught exactly as I wished...nature, mysterious, haunting and the dark autumnal vibe. They were taken in daylight, but I'm sure he darkened them or whatever it is photographers do. I wouldn't mind a nice spring version now, and maybe all nude too. Perhaps one for each season? It was rather chilly that day that day... He titled them Red Riding-A Study. He may use them as a part of a showing.

Overall, I loved the results. That boy has a good eye. 

And not too shabby or haggard for 51!!!

I never thought I'd be 51.

BETWEEN FORTY AND DEATH

Yes, that is what I tell everybody of my age! I'm somewhere between forty and death. On tap will be the Sea Witch Festival in Rehoboth. First thing on Instagram this morning, I get a birthday greeting from the wacky Tammie from her Wonder of Wonder tour. Some days I don't think she is playing with a full set of marbles.

As for me, birthdays and age don't brother me, and I must say I think the exercise and gin is what keeps me again,  well. I have been in good company over the years.

Why use a glass on friday?

The look and hairstyle and sometimes a fag just makes the drink.

Sometimes, the well trained drink, does comes to me!!!

 

Know when to say when.

Yes. I have nothing to complain of and I am very happy with things. I have a few friends that say, time to settle down, meet someone, buy a house, dating to many men, to much sex(is there such a thing), watch what you eat. Well hell, the way I live I must be doing something right to not act my age or look my age, and hell,  I have a younger man and and older man.... so in the words of Elektra Abundance......

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

And thanks you to those who sent birthday greetings, your all so sweet!!!!

ALL HAIL THE DUCHESS!

It's very rare on this blog that the Mistress sends out birthday greetings to just anyone. But this special lady, always makes my day when she leaves a comment. And when a day goes by that I don't hear from her, it's just a tad more humdrum of a day. Her comments are heart felt, some silly, some dirty, sometimes there's good advice, but they always make me smile or laugh. She doesn't even have a blog...her comments on everybody's blog are so entertaining alone, she doesn't need one!!! So here at the Casa du Borghese, the Mistress has arranged a surprise party for our very own Duchess Deedles of Sandwich!!!!!! And by the looks of things the party is under way darling.

Let's taka a look around and see what's going on.....

The cake is arriving, and so are the cakes.

 and  Mahogany Empress was nice enough to bring these lovely treats. Open wide hon!

Here sits Ravager, Dave and Miss Lady Fingers. They are pestering him to write a male erotica book. He looks thrilled.

Looks like Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofs has had a few, and is wrapping Mitchell up like a mummy!

And look at this pus!!! You damn well know Anne Marie isn't up to ANY good!!! I do believe party goer John from the village is eyeing her torpedoes. But we know she is waiting for naked Twister to begin. And another cock-a-tail.

And while dear Bob is awaiting another libation, here we see him demonstrating to Deedles what to do when the stripper gives her a lap dance in her face. I wonder if his hand is tired? 

Eros loves his sweets...I believe he is trying to make off with that cake. Someone get him another drink huh. Maybe he'll even sing for us?

Here sits the Dogs Mother, glad to have a free moment from the Lab kids, but we know she is wondering how in the hell she got sucked into all this debauchery.

Hell, even Christina made the party, but she looks a tad stunned by the stripping houseboys.

Or was she shocked by the naked swinging dance Cali Boi is giving to Deedles!  Someone catch Deedles.....I think she is getting dizzy...and Im not sure she's fond of whirly gigs.

Oh and look, what a shock. Sixpense is behind the bar, and naked by looks of it...but who cares, he's wearing a sexy smile. Bottoms up dear!

Even yours truly is decked out for the event...with a number for a dear Duchess Deedles!

And could someone get Debs down from the chandelier!!!! That crazy lesbyterian.

But alas....Poor Duchess Deedles...looks like between the cake, liquor, lap dances, balloon contest, put the ring on the houseboys, and ass spanks, all the birthday festivities have caught up, while Peguin and Steven talk about which houseboy had the most in deli meats. She may be drunk, but damnit, you know a professional drinker...she still has her chapeau on, and not even spilling a drop of the cock-a-tail!

And could someone get Deedles her bra back?

And now as a special treat we have in the Casa right from the Midwest, the drag sensations The Kinsey Sicks with a birthday ditty just for you!

And I have even deemed her not only a duchess, but a honorary drag queen Anita Sandwich. This one is for you dear....and we will drink to that!  

🎈🎈HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCHESS DEEDLES🎈🎈

xoxoxo-Maddie

After this party I'll need to fumigate real good.

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Let's all wish a very Happy Birthday to my drag role model and favorite queen Lady Bunny!!!!!

We're not sure who the dear old cow paid off, or blew, but she was born today in 1962!?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DIRTY BITCH!!!