WHO AM I TO PASS UP SEX...I MEAN FREEBIES?

So the ever entertaining MAC over at Yummy of the Day was answering a question on his blog to someone's question- If you could be given 5 freebie passes given the opportunity which five men would you use it on?  Well, Mac is ever funny and has good taste, so I liked most of his choices, but unlike Mac who is happily married, your truly is happily single, and AWLAYS ready to mingle!! Mac asked his readers to do a post or comment on our choices. But 5?!?!? What the hell? That's like asking Lindsay Lohan to stop at one drink! Like Whitney to hit just one line of crack! Like Paris Hilton only getting one STD!  Well... being the experienced whore respectable boy I am, I couldn't pass this up, and it was hard. No pun intended. I'll be honest. I LOVE MEN... ALL MEN, and don't really have a type, although, I am quite fond of the South American mens!!!! In these parts, my home is like the United Nations. Although I have had less mens through here than say..... Liberty Island. And I'll admit to being a size queen, but most of the time it's coincidental... they just land in my lap. No pun intended. So lets let this thing rip! No offense to my other hotties if you didn't make this list!

 

#5 Roman Dawidoff

 

Roman, Roman, Roman. ahhhhh I do like me some smooth guys. I do like hair too, but no wooly mammoths, who wants to carry dental floss to get that hair out?!?! No... Roman is not only handsome and pretty, but I love a model who can have fun, and still have a smart arrogant grin. Turns me on like nobody's business. Those eyes scream mischief which I also like and his chest couldn't be more perfect to cradle my weary head at night. And then there's that ass. 

 

 

#4 Olivier Jackson Cohen

 

Oliver Jackson Cohen is right up my alley. He is so versatile, and I don't mean top or bottom, but I'd like to find out!!!! No, he can be handsome, preppy, rugged, and can be clean out with just the right amount of sexy scruff and the right amount of body hair. This English actor was born in London so he could talk to me all night with that accent. I have the feeling he cold be very romantic and sweep he off my feet. Love him in Hollyoaks and in 2013, Jackson-Cohen was cast as Jonathan Harker, a journalist, in NBC's television series Dracula. If I were Dracula I'd bit him and just suck for days.

 

 

 

#3 Douglas Friedman

 

Ah now this handsome and dashing guy brings out my wanting to be a son to a daddy!!!!! Douglas just oozes sex appeal, and if your artistic, that's a huge in with me. This man is a talented accomplished photographer. The salt and pepper hair is a huge turn on, those nice strong legs, just the right amount of tats, and I am in love with his fashion sense. A guy who as fun with fashion is another in with me. I could just see being swept off my feet in those arms for some time. And then there's that HAWT moustache!!!!!

 

 

#2 Jose Parra

 

Now, doesn't he just a melt in your mouth?!?!?!?!?!? What's NOT to like here? First off he can wear jeans!!! Then there's that rugged, manly face with the most well done facial hair I have seen. SEXY AS HELL. I love the amount of body hair he has...plain hot! I could run my hands through that hair of his all night. And those eyes tell a story, and I'd love to hear it. After , of course I find out how many licks it takes to get to the bubble gum center.Jose, lets you and I just run off to Rio right now........ I just love the look of a smooth romantic......

 

 

Now if you know your Mistress the number #1 guy will be of no surprise. I'd give up my other four freebies to be with this one. And if he walked through the front door right now, nice knowing you bitches! Peace!

 

#1 Marco Dapper

Ahhhhh Marco...HI MARCO...

 

 

No matter what mood I'm in, this man will get my kitty purrrrrrring in no time, and would most likely get my proverbial rocket to fire all night!!!! HAWT! SEXY! I can't even collect words for this gent! He is just pure sexiness. First off there's that hot as hell smile and that mischievous look again. Looks good shaven and with facial hair. Those legs, those arms and his great personality! He seems like a fun guy from what I hear. This actor and model is the baby of the Internet, but hands off cats, he's mine!!! Marco also has fun with fashion, looks good in and out of clothes...look at that chest and body!!!!! I'd be rubbing his body all night like Helen Keller reading Braille!!!!!! And he also has a great sense of humor. And don't even get me started with his infamous endowment, another huge plus! Did you see it in Eating Out , Sloppy Seconds!!!!! Just find me a shoe to bite on!!!! Anyway, this is the guy that stills my heart, puts me in a good mood, and turns me on like no one else. I'd probably rob a bank for this man! And I just can't help like a all around nice guy........ those eyes...... where's my smelling salts....

 

 

that body......

 

 

Marco, heads up....I'm leaving the Casa's front door unlocked tonight.........

From the Candy Shop

This eye candy is the most sought after delicacy in the Mistress's Candy Shop. Week after week, this candy has the top three hits for searches here, and it's those eyes, that smile, and those man pillows..... and it is none other than the addictive....Marco Dapper! Marco an American male model turned actor and gained notoriety when he acted in 'Eating Out 2',sequel in 2007 where he had full frontal nude scene and gay man to man sex scene. That was when I first became smitten with him and have been ever since. He still leaves me breathless and what a sexy gay ally we have in him. He used to be a UPS man. Could you imagine this package arrive to your door? Free samples till tomorrow!!!!!

 

From the Candy Shop

Well this week's eye candy is very special because Marco Dapper is my next husband, he just doesn't know it yet! As you know Marco IS THE ONLY MAN FOR ME! My favorite hunk. The Mistress could wipe out all 84 other candy shop guys and my houseboys for this GOD! Ok, I have to admit that I kinda think actor/model Marco Dapper embodies the very definition of male perfection. I mean no kidding right? I have eyes and a trusty gauge, AND not just in my pants, that pretty much lets me know when I'm feasting my eyes upon somebody pretty special. Now this guy, my lovelies, is pretty darn special. Luckily for us this Hayward, California native decided to ditch his UPS job and went into modeling and acting, which eventually led him to be cast in the gay themed Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds, a film that has forever immortalized his gorgeous face, his flawless body and not least but, his perfect full frontal circumcised package. I've tirelessly watched the classroom scene in that film a thousand times .No joke. And is the dear guy hung too! He even has the extra potatoes that hang low if you like those with your meat! You have to admit, he is pretty stunning.

From the Candy Shop

Dear Santa.......
Please bring me this year-

A very sexy Brock Yurich......


or the dark, handsome mischievous Marco Dapper.


I just can't make up my little ole mind! Since I have been a extra good Mistress this year, could I please have both? Just make it easy on your self. If you give me your word on this I 'll see to it that you get a double batch of my delish sandtarts your so fond of, and I'll leave two shakers of Ginger Sidecars to wash them down with. And some of my creamy rum balls for the road. And don't give me that old " I have to be flying rotuine", because you and I both know the reindeer do all the work! Just like when I'm passed out on a dog sled being pulled! But if it isn't at all possible, then one of your many helpers will do in a pinch! I guess their is always next year. But I would really enjoy one of them. Thanks so much in advance Santa Baby!Kisses!

Your loving minx-
The Mistress Borghese

From the Candy Shop

Happy Friday everybody! Well girls, it looks as though swim suit season is finally here! Yea! And starting things off is my all-time favorite hottie McHot, Marco Dapper! And how cute is the second picture. Boys will be boys!

From the Candy Shop

The Scorching hot M-A-R-C-O D-A-P-P-E-R!


Since the Mistress is going insane trying to get ready for San Francisco and choose what wardrobe items to take I thought I would feature my Candy Shop hunk early since I won't be here. And this Ladies and Gentleman is Marco Dapper! Just look at those eyes, that mouth,that five clock shadow, that flawless body! Isn't he the MOST gorgeous member of the male species you have ever seen? Just look at him. I have featured him before, but can never get enough of him-EVER! I get all weak in the knees and go stupid. Marco is a actor and model who is a naive of San Francisco,(where I'm conveniently going) and is famous for his part, and yes, that one too, in the movie Eating Out 2- Sloppy Seconds, you must see it if you haven't. Marco started out as a UPS guy while completing school. Marco also rejected to do a spread for Playgirl, but I'm not sure why he would want to cover that body. The Mistress thinks he may be her second boyfriend for when the Boy-Toy isn't around, he just doesn't know it yet!

A Dapper Shot

Anyone who know the Mistress know that I think Marco Dapper is THE hottest, most handsome man to ever walk this good earth of ours. He is just so handsome and mesmerizing. I can't take my eyes off him. Those gorgeous eyes,those pecs, that smile,that rock hard body, nice tight abs, those arms , that rock hard body. I would lick the sweat off this man. Ok. I'm am now officially hot and bothered. Anywho, I came across these new pictures of Marco taken by the very talented photographer Bradford Rogne. That luck dog. He took some amazing photos. What talent. And I love the clothes that Marco is wearing. I swear he look good in anything or better still, nothing! You can also check out the wonderful photographer Bradford Rogne's website here.













*note-the first picture is not by Bradford Rogne. That was just my lead off to the post*