121 COMMERICAL STREET

....Or better known as the Dick Dock!!!!

It may shock some of you to know your Mistress can be racy and enjoys a nice no frills, no strings attitude for the taste of cock...or to get serviced... and I pride myself on my years and years and years of research, while others of you are probably thinking you're not shocked at all by this slut. Provincetown's famed "Dick Dock". Perhaps you've heard of it, or perhaps you haven't.  For those of you who may not know, Dick Dock is a not-so-secret, secret spot, in Ptown, much like the Meat Racks in Fire Island, where, for decades, men have congregated to do many, manly things under the cloak of darkness. In other words; it's a cruising spot. A very popular cruising spot. I dare say a global well know spot. I have always been one to take a slice of life and experience what I can... and can say I do fancy myself at least one or two visits under the dock on my visits while in Ptown. I have always found this side of me exhilarating and can't help it.  The famous outdoor spot is right under the Boatslip's boardwalk, which by day is packed at its fun poolside, and it's even more famous tea dances. But come late night, when the bars and pubs let out, it's a place most queens have been or deny they have been...a place for anonymous thrills in the dark under the dock of the Boatslip. Cops can show up every now and few, to shoo queens away, but they regroup almost immediately like a school of fish. A matter of fact, and not mentioning the clan member, but one year, years ago, one of the clan even "serviced" one of the policemen! I highly recommend a stop to the Dick Dock should you make it to Ptown, if for nothing more to just be a voyeur and say you saw it and heard the sounds of ecstasy. And if you choose to join in, it picks up and is busy from 1:30am-3am, once bars close. So.... you have your choice of pizza or penis. You can do Spiritus Pizza after if you're an efficient cock sucker, but just remember where your hands and mouth have been...and remember protection! And yes, your Mistress has been in some of those gridders!!!

And this from one of my walk of shames. 

Almost scootered over by the town's Bea Arthur impersonator,

Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson

MR.COFFEE

 

So... I'm at a visual opening on Long Island out by Manhasset in the last century when I was a regional visual manager for a past company I worked for, Coldwater Creek. It was several long tedious, tiring days, and late nights of meeting a deadline getting another store open and immaculately displayed. We stayed at a very swanky Hilton, and every morning for breakfast we all met downstairs in a private room,  and there was one very hot and sexy and flirtatious waiter, gawdeous, tan, smile to melt you, tight bubble butt, Italian and has these very cruisey eyes. Even my boss who was gay said a couple times, "Have you seen one of our waiters? I'm dying to have coffee guy." And I said "Well, I'm pretty sure he could be had, pretty evident he plays for our team, but you know, we're here to work."  So, it's the last day of the store set up, and there at breakfast again was you guessed it...Tall, dark and Italian. he's pouring coffee for everyone, and he started making some serious eye at me. I got the hint. I couldn't take it anymore, and thought to myself, I have got to see if I can make this happen. So, I excuse myself to go to the rest room, and sure enough, there he is,  Mr,Coffee, waiting against the wall in the bathroom feeling his crotch. I said hi and he said "What's you room number? I say 252. He says, "I meet you there." I said I had to get back to breakfast, but  not taking no for an answer, he said just leave. "Well, I don't have much time, I have to eat, and check out and catch up before our corporate van leaves." Insistent he says, "We make time." So, I go back into breakfast, take a bite, and make the excuse I'll meet up with everyone at the van, I have to go up and pack quick as I hadn't done it yet, or so I said. So I go to my room, and there he is..."Ok, I said I very, very little time". He says, "We make it fast." We go in the room, strip from the waist down, were both hard already... and 69ed each other on the bed, fast and furious...so fun...so hot! It didn't take long before we climaxed. What a beautiful man!!! I thanked him, grabbed my bags and run for the bus. Of course, I'm the last one on. My boss was tapping his watch and says "Maddie Baby, we missed you, we were waiting for you. The van almost left without you." "Oh I'm so sorry, I said. "Well what happen" asked my boss. I said, Oh, I just had to grab one last cup of coffee."

LEMONS

 It was all about lemons today, and stayed about lemons.

Though, I don't think Ginny Lemon's cat was amused.

Can you blame her, she has on a croc!!!!!!!

 I'd be pissed too, wearing a stupid spaghetti strainer on my head.

ALL HAIL ANN MILLER

Ahhhhhhhhh, Ann Miller can always make everything better. With exception to the legend Cyd Chaise, Ann Miller may have been one Hollywood's best dancers in my opinion. And she was just deemed a Patron Saint here at the Cas du Borghese.

MOUNTAIN TIME

There was no rest for the weary this summer! Between Fire Island and Rehoboth Beach, the Lad and I were back up in the Pocono Mountains at the lovely and welcoming Woods Campground.  I know it's hard to believe the Mistress likes glamping, but this place is all inclusive, the friendliness people and staff and wonderful amenities abound. Nightclub, lake, trails, social events and parties, and just walking around the camp ground many will invite you on to their site for a nice stiffener. This weekend was their wonderful Illumination weekend, where the whole camp ground is lit up with candles, torches, luminary bags on all paths,  and all kinds of lights. Some set ups are very elaborate. The Mistress was also back up last weekend  for their very fun Bear Weekend where I and two other bitches hosted sex toy bingo!!!. It was pretty cool, and I got to meet the bear who made and directed the Bear City series of movies. Doug has a wonderful site there. And if you like bears,  you'd love the movies. The third one was filmed right at the Woods!!! He asked if I and my good friend Mame, if we wanted to do a commercial for the Woods, and if not, would we do a porn!!!! I declined both offers, but of cousre!!!!

Some sites from Bear Weekend

The Lad took a gratuitous shot while I was out cold. 

That bitch.

I ran into this guy along the stream one afternoon escaping the pool. He made these incredible rock sculptures and then added these wild flower arrangements. They were pretty cool. It was great talking to him, and his patience to balance these things.

A new friend I met that weekend, Jeremy, a lovely bear, and not to bad on the eyes, Hubba Hubba, took the Mistress out for a canoe ride. And they say chivalry is dead!!!

Starry after she saw my nude shot at the pool from the Lad.

Im not asking question about the next few.

Illuminations Weekend

Shots for all!!!!!!

Bottle trees made from all blue Sky and Blue Coat gin bottles

Gay of Thrones!

This Alice in Wonderland theme was incredible...and they won the contest.

But the biggest surprise was when Pearly Gates called, and she escaped Ptown and finally.... and made an appearance at the Woods!!!! Good times I tell you! And bitch can work that fan! Gawd, I love summer.

Next weekend is the Mistress's last appearance for the summer up there. If your there, come say hi y 'all. I'll even give you a stiffener too.

REHOBOTH

Well after Fire Island, it was back to work for four days, while the Lad relaxed  at the Casa du Borghese, before we we're off again for the next beach destination, Rehoboth Beach, a lovely little beach town I've been going to since the early 90's. You may be asking yourself "Mistress, didn't you already have enough beach time?" To which I reply is there such a thing??? It's the easiest of my beach locales to get to , with in a 2 !/2 hour drive. Maybe while it's not as gay as it used to be, or as all gay as Fire Island or P-Town, the gay community is very well respected and received here. 

Close proximity to Washington, D.C., Philadelphia and Baltimore, where most of the queens come from... and only a short drive from several cities that have large gay communities, it’s easy to see why gay Rehoboth Beach has become such a popular spot for gays and lesbians on the east coast. With over 200 Gay owned and operated businesses, it’s no surprise this sandy hamlet has one of the most bustling gay beach communities in the United States.

The Beaches: Boasting two popular gay beaches and warm water and weather in the summers, Rehoboth Beach is an ideal east coast vacation destination, and has tax free shopping! Rehoboth Beach is located in Delaware, as popular for it tax shelter status as it is for its extremely clean beaches and gay friendly status. There are hundreds of gay owned and operated businesses patronized by a population that swells in numbers in the summer months. The boardwalk is a great place to people watch at night, and has about four blocks of your usual fare one finds on a boardwalk... but the town offers more boutiques and artesian shops over tourist trap shops and excellent restaurants, and there are several nightlife options. 

Most days there started at my favorite place in Rehoboth Egg. Their brunch and breakfast is sooooooo good, and their signature cock-a-tails are very creative. The Lad's Bloody Mary was spicy and contained shrimp!

My eggs benedict.

And I love the big cock on the wall.

If you enjoy watching gay men, Aqua is the perfect place with their huge deck and refreshing cock-a-tails

The delish margaritas at Dos Locos.

Shopping for more swim wear!!!!

Like New Hope, some fun signs seen around, and who was I too argue with them?

I love a queen who embraces the bigger is better motto.

The trip always calls for a stop at the award winning Dolles for their salt water taffy! You can even see it being made. The Lad and I later had our own taffy pull!

While in Rehoboth one must go to the legendary Blue Moon for some debauchery and see fellow queen Magnolia Applebottom with her various shows. This bitch is going places. 

We caught her Climax with Magnolia while there. She is crazy!

Meanwhile up at Diego's Hideaway I couldn't seem to get away from Kitty Glitter whom we just saw in Fire Island. She was dj-ing for the night.

Just a small crowd....

It was a tad sad when it was time to go after Labor Day but summer continues till the fat lady sings!!! I hope to get back off season sometime. And remember when I was saying it's all about the bigger is better motto...

Go big or go home I've LONG said.