The Mistress had a fabulous weekend mostly spent poolside at the Raven Resort with the boys and a few cock-a-tails! Boy those suckers will hit you quick in this heat! Anywho, while over the weekend it was brought to my attention by the local papers and the gossip hound, my very own Boy-Toy that the Real Joisey Housewife Teresa Giudice, you know the one.
She looks sorta like a man and needs to have that uni-brow taken care of? Well, she apparently is even in more hot water than expected and has a new adversary, and its not the crazy wackadoodle Danielle Staub either.( I still say it was the man thing Teresa's fault for the country club fight though.)According to Chapter 7 trustee John Sywilok, tasked with rounding up the couple’s assets and distributing the proceeds to creditors, the Giudices allegedly concealed key documents about their finances and business transactions. But wait it gets better! Sywilok also accuses the couple of making false statements under oath about their assets, income and expenses. But wait, it gets even better! The lawsuit isn’t the only reason Sywilok may not be the Giudices’ most favorite person right now. Next month, the trustee is aiming to hold a public auction of the contents filling the family’s newly built Towaco, N.J. mansion.So now her shit is going to be put on the curb by her bankruptcy trustee, for an auction yard sale that’s taking place up in there!
Up for grabs at the Aug. 22 auction are home furnishings, accessories, tools and a boat. The house has served as points of pride and trouble for Teresa and husband Giuseppe. The first season of the Bravo reality show depicted the home’s construction and the no-expenses-spared decorating spree. Really? You really needed a sofa that cost $9,000? But since the bankruptcy filing, the Giudices have faced rumors that their new home was up for sale, which the Mistress understands from Twitter bugs, Teresa denied via Twitter last month, or was being foreclosed upon which she adamantly denied in this week’s episode of the reality show. Just grow back the balls you use to have and just admit the jig is up. Now mind ya- the Mistress was to enjoy a lovely leisurely vacation the week the auction takes place, but know I may have to see if their is anything the Mistress many like to acquire out the Giudice estate. On second though it may be to garish for the Mistress's liking.But the chinchilla coat she wore could be swank, although I'm getting to old for that whore look. So if you bitches want some of Teresa’s fabulous shit better get your asses over to New Joisey August 22. I bet Danielle is going to be there scavenging in Teresa’s and Joe’s crap just to piss off Teresa , while Teresa sits there giving her ass dirty looks, calling her a crack whore! Except dearie, whose shit is sitting on the curb? Hmmmmmmmm, maybe a front row seat with some cock-a-tails may be more entertaining to watch, then partaking in the auction!
