Thursday, May 14, 2026

BREAKING!!!

 Top theory behind the "rat virus" outbreak and a huge jump in STD'S has emerged

 as investigators trace "source".

This has been a public health service announcement.

22 comments:

  1. Are the rats hiding under her wig? Jx

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  2. I guess that's what you risk when Lady Bunny is the entertainment on a floating Petri dish.

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    1. At this point I think the CDC has her marked as ground zero for everything.

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  4. LOL!!!!! They are gonna need strong belts then that for that heifer.

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  5. I had heard that she was hanging around the Port Authority dick docks again....

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  6. Rat virus? I thought she'd get the virus from gerbils first.

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    1. I shudder to think how many got lost up there.

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  7. Why is the tune to Hamster Dance playing in my brain?

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  8. I'm surprised the wig didn't get its own ambulance.

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    1. Don't think it would fit, it probably took a Uber

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  9. I read your opening line on my feed and thought, Oh dear, what’s Maddie up to now?!?

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    1. You act like I'm up to something 24/7 I do take an hour break for men.

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  10. LMAOOOO
    Oh, poor Lady Bunny! At least she looks fab!

    XOXO

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  11. Poor Bunny; always dragged!

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  12. All these comments made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!

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  13. I read in the Guardian or the BBC that the two Germans who died were twitchers (bird fans) and had visited a rubbish dump in Argentina to see the birds. It is highly possible that they were urinated on or bitten while at the dump and then took the virus back with them to the boat where they sadly died.

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  14. Oh my God! I'm dying over here!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!