Saturday, August 31, 2024

BREAKING NEWS!

 

Have you heard the news? What excitement at the showroom yesterday after being back only two days. JD Vance came into the showroom yesterday while passing through the area. Well, you guessed it. JD got caught fucking a sofa!!! Now we're suing him for sectional assault.

31 comments:

  1. LoL !
    I heard he was also perving the side chair. :-)

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  2. GROAN! (That's not me making that sound -- JD found another couch!)

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  3. Poor Sofa Loren; she just cannot help herself!

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    1. His slogan- More Cushion, for the Pushin'!

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  4. If you haven’t done this already, I’m gonna coin this. HAHAHAHA

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  5. The bigger the cushion the better the pushin’.
    And in his case it’s not a euphemism. That pig.

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  6. He fucks a sofa...less work then doing a woman. He's such a Lazy Boy.

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  7. hey, look, everyone, it's Vladimir Futon, the homosectional.

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  8. Many fine people say he likes to give it in the seat.

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  9. Sofa Fotterillo of the Home of Shady Pines:
    "Picture it, my living room, 2004, two cushions, side by side, my dick sliding in...in that lush inviting valley in between."

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  10. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are soooo BAD!

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  11. LOL. I’ve heard him say ”the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin.”

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  12. He will never buy the cow, as long as he gets all of the milk he wants for free.

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    1. I should get that on a tee shirt and wear it for floor moves.

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  14. I heard he was a Laz-Y-Boy rather than a bull. Is that also true?

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  15. Anonymous9/01/2024

    Tundra Bunny here...

    And for Jeebus' sake, don't let him anywhere near the leather section!

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    1. Oh the poor poor leathers. You know that section turns him on even more.

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  16. I sprayed my coffee.... thanks for that!!!!

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  17. I hear he cheats on the sofa with the outdoor chaise lounge.

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    1. the poor ottoman is probably jealous.

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