Have you heard the news? What excitement at the showroom yesterday after being back only two days. JD Vance came into the showroom yesterday while passing through the area. Well, you guessed it. JD got caught fucking a sofa!!! Now we're suing him for sectional assault.
LoL !
ReplyDeleteI heard he was also perving the side chair. :-)
The vibrating one to no doubt.
DeleteGROAN! (That's not me making that sound -- JD found another couch!)
ReplyDelete😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
DeleteI may be here all week Debs.
DeletePoor Sofa Loren; she just cannot help herself!
ReplyDeleteHis slogan- More Cushion, for the Pushin'!
DeleteIf you haven’t done this already, I’m gonna coin this. HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteWelcome Ida!!!!!!! Go girl!
DeleteThe bigger the cushion the better the pushin’.
ReplyDeleteAnd in his case it’s not a euphemism. That pig.
He fucks a sofa...less work then doing a woman. He's such a Lazy Boy.
ReplyDeletehey, look, everyone, it's Vladimir Futon, the homosectional.
ReplyDeleteOh my. Don't make him more hot.
DeleteMany fine people say he likes to give it in the seat.
ReplyDeleteThese comments are cracking me up.
DeleteSofa Fotterillo of the Home of Shady Pines:
ReplyDelete"Picture it, my living room, 2004, two cushions, side by side, my dick sliding in...in that lush inviting valley in between."
I can't unhear that now.
DeleteROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are soooo BAD!
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I’ve heard him say ”the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin.”
ReplyDeleteHe will never buy the cow, as long as he gets all of the milk he wants for free.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
DeleteSofa, so good.
ReplyDeleteI should get that on a tee shirt and wear it for floor moves.
DeleteI heard he was a Laz-Y-Boy rather than a bull. Is that also true?
ReplyDeleteTundra Bunny here...
ReplyDeleteAnd for Jeebus' sake, don't let him anywhere near the leather section!
Oh the poor poor leathers. You know that section turns him on even more.
DeleteI sprayed my coffee.... thanks for that!!!!
ReplyDeleteCLEAN UP AISLE 18!!!!!!!!!1
DeleteI hear he cheats on the sofa with the outdoor chaise lounge.
ReplyDeletethe poor ottoman is probably jealous.
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