After weeks of speculation that his unexplained hospital stay signaled a serious health decline, Mitch McConnell, now known as Mitzy, stunned reporters by emerging looking decades younger, radiant, almost glamorous, and sporting what onlookers unanimously agreed was an absolutely flawless gender-affirming procedure.
Upon being informed that Senator Lindsay Graham had passed away during her hospitalization, McConnell reportedly glanced down admiringly and replied, " It's a shame he had to miss these fantastic puppies."
Meanwhile Hegseth is inquiring where the cocktail wiener sized cock went too.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThat brought a laugh I can not deny, Thanks for that moment
ReplyDeleteA tremendous improvement. Much better as a matron.
ReplyDeleteI’m dying…
ReplyDeleteXOXO
ROFL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMitzy! Love it! Ha!
ReplyDeleteIs there more than one answer to, is he dead yet?
ReplyDeleteYour sick Maddie!
ReplyDeleteBut I did however hear that Lindsay was planning to motorboat him, he couldn’t wait any longer and his heart gave out.
This gonna sound crazy... but he ACTUALLY looks better as a woman!😂
ReplyDeleteWho knew he could horrify me even more? Sad part is he looks like one of my old friends from the Main Line...HAHAHAHAHA. She will hate seeing this.
ReplyDeleteInteresting. In 3 days he's going to suffer a horrendous relapse and die.
ReplyDeleteSenator Mary Margaret McConnell
ReplyDeleteHenny, is this his sister who was waiting in the wings? Those republican pigs will dig her tits.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was Lois Griffin from Family Guy?
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought that was Virginia Fox?
DeleteSo THATS where Andrew Tate got his style from💡!
ReplyDeleteDear oh dear oh dear.
ReplyDeleteOh Mitch.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith Show.
She's dead, too.
He's looking surprisingly well, alert and totally 'with it'. Thank God! We're all much relieved for his sake - or should that be for HER sake?
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL.... Finally, the balls have been physically removed - he metaphorically gave them to Trump long ago.
ReplyDeleteNow that was a good laugh!!!!!!
DeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteMuch needed humor for the USA of today. The Governor of Kentucky has put the screws to the Republicans demanding McConnell account for himself.
ReplyDeletePan in Wynnewood