Friday, October 25, 2024

AROUND THE SUN

 Another trip around the Sun! The 34th for the 20th time!!!! When people ask how old I am, I used to say somewhere between 40 and death...or 34 for the 20th time. But I have no problem admitting I'm now 54! Some still guest late 30 or early 40's and I can't complain. I've been asked my secret. I use a secret potion from Lisle Von Rhuman!  Jokes aside...I take care of myself, get sleep, good skincare, eat and drink fairly good, good sex life, and gin! I can't complain about how good I look. Hell, the way I partied in the 90's and early 2000's with club life, I should be a hag.

This waited for me this morning. The Mother left it on the table. My favorite: Choclate cupcakes with white icing. 


By time this post, I should be on the way to Rehoboth for my birthday weekend, being kidnapped and taken to see the Halloween festivities of the Seawitch Festival.

See next week, tootles till then!

48 comments:

  1. You'll always be 34 to me, but 54? Damn you looks great! Have a good one slut!

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  2. I'm proud of my age, mostly because I never thought I'd live to be this old.

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  3. A very happy birthday to you, Mads. Keep up that routine and you'll continue to look 20 years younger than your actual age. Have a great time!

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  4. Happy Birthday!!! And you're only a year younger than I am??? There must be something in the water in CA and PA for us to pass for much younger.

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  5. Your age is just a number and 54 is nothing. We have little we can complain about if we can pay the rent and put food on the table. And if we can afford it, we need to help others.

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  6. Yay, babes! Happy Birthday!
    You'll never 'be' over thirty, BTW. We, the gheyz, have that Peter Pan mystique down pat. Also, sex is fantastic exercise and fab for the skin. Keep it up!

    XOXO

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    1. keep it up? is it ever down?

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    2. Well if it is the sex....I should live to be over 100 then.

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  7. Happy Birthday! Do things I wouldn't do, and come back and tell us all about it.

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  8. Very many happy returns, M.M. - zillions of em! We all hope you'll eventually get to being 34 for the SIXTIETH time at least' You'll make it - it's your destiny! :- )

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  9. Happy Birthday!!!! Have a wonderful time this weekend!

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  10. Have a wonderful birthday weekend, Mistress! You deserve it!

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  11. Happy Birthday Mistress!!!! The little cupcake and the plate is adorable!!!!!! Enjoy the Seawitch!

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  12. Happy Happy 34/20!!! Party on!!!

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  13. Happy Birthday Mistress! I have the Krylon spray paints at the ready...

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  14. Or, as I would say, "The 34th anniversary of my 39th birthday."

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  15. I raise a glass for your birthday, dear Mistress Maddie! Clink, clink, sweetie... Jx

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  16. Happy Birthday Maddie! The morning surprise is cute! Who doesn't like cake for breakfast? Enjoy your weekend away

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  17. Happy Birthday dear Mistress!!! I've never met someone who aged better. Except made cheese. I'm jealous...Sea Witch.

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  18. Happy birthday, sweetheart!!!

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  19. Happy Birthday!!!!!! You not THE Sea Witch I hope?

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  20. I've lied about my age so many times that I can't even remember it any more.
    Have a fantastic birthday festival!

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  21. Happy birthday💋

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  22. Happy birthday, dahling Maddie! Keep a fire extinguisher handy for all those candles, LOL!

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    1. Starting next year...Im wearing a fire suit.

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  23. Happy 54th my friend. Live long and party on.

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  24. Anonymous10/26/2024

    Maîtresse, joyeux anniversaire à toi 💐✨
    -Beau Mec à Deauville

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  25. krayolakris10/26/2024

    Happy Birthday, Dear Maddie!

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  26. Happy belated. i can't belie you're 6 months older than me. I'd never have guessed it. Also, it drives me crazy how many vacation destinations we share, and yet we still have never met. AM would be furious.

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    1. And at times we were lile two airlines passing in the dark. One day I have feeling that will happen.

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  27. Happy Birthday Mistress Borghese! I can't wait to see what Sea Witch is about.

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  28. The cake and plate gave a good chuckle!!! Happiness of Birthdays to you. I can just imagine the hijinks now......

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    1. I have a feeling the Mistress Cakes bring a smile to many faces.

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  29. Happy birthday 🎂🥳

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  30. Oh, happy birthday, Maddie!! May the seawitches make you moist!

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    1. Well...something did my me moist....but it was no sea witch.

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  31. May these next twelve months be marvelous to you! OXOX

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  32. Anonymous10/27/2024

    HuntleyBiGuy:
    Happy Birthday 🎂Maddie! May all your wishes come true! I’m fond of saying it’s the 41st anniversary of my 25th birthday. 😎

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    1. I have to remember that!!!!!! I just made a wish.......

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  33. Happy Birthday, sugar britches!! xoxo

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  34. Happy Birthday Mistress! I am sure you had a good time in your happy place.

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  35. Happy-BeLated Birthday Mistress! The Queen of Fun, Sin and Gin!!!!!! I always take notes.

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    1. 😂😂I may need that on a tee shirt.

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  36. Are we surprised you're not back yet? And here's to hoping you're not in traction.

    Happy Birthday again.

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  37. Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyy Gurrrrrrllllllllllll!

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  38. A Happy Belated Birthday to you!!! A Sea Witch Festival? How marvelous! I sure hope the weekend was a memorable one.

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  39. Happy Birthday! Did you share your cakes?

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  40. THANK YOU!!!!! Everyone of you are so kind and made my day by your comments!!!!! It was a good day!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!